Rain Dog @Leucrotta@awoo.space

#drawing today

Toegain, to regrow your toe hair is this anything

Okay, I shaved and as usual when I do so I am struck by how incredibly durable the hair around my knees is. It's pretty stubborn in the face of razors and chemical treatments. Centuries after I die, the archaeologists will find at best a few fragments of bone, possibly some darker stained soil... and perfectly intact knee hair.

@Tuftears That's actually canonical!

I don't know how much you know about 40K, but all orks are mildly psychic and the biggest way it manifests is believing in their technology literally makes it work. So a lot of their armor and vehicles looks *very* kitbashed, because it's whatever the orks think works.

#HotTake I gotta say trans men deserve a lot more respect for the bullshit they go through. Like yeah, there are things about my body I don't like, but I don't have bleeding monthly or back pain thanks to these, or growing up with toxic little girl bullshit (toxic little boy bullshit is bad enough).

Okay, reheating breakfast.

Today was a surprisingly quick color job. #colored #drawing #40K #FanArt

#subpost

okay so they make glasses for fursuits

and they make cow fursuits

and potentially you could make cow tools out of foam and bring them to a con

so you see where I'm going with this right?

so the difference between tentacles and arms is that an arm has suckers along the whole length right?

so the next time you're on e621 or something and someone talks about tentacle porn tell them that it's actually ARM PORN, and why. Ought to go over well.

white Americans what, nothing better to do?
why don't you kick YOURSELF out, you're an immigrant too!
who's usin' who, what shall we do?
well ya can't be a pimp and a prostitute too!

*more RAtM sounding guitar*

Sesame Street Meets The Wolfen fanfic

I mean they're both New York in the 1970s right?

see back when I kinda wanted to be The Swedish Chef or Rolf, but as I grow older I realize I'm actually somewhere between Cookie Monster and Oscar the Grouch

"I told you never to TELL anyone!"

today while cooking I realized that "sex worker" has the same scansion as "witch doctor"

I told the sex worker I was in love with you
I told the sex worker I was in love with you
and then the sex worker he told me what to do
he said that OO EE OO AA AA TING TANG WALLA WALLA BING BANG

Whore Us Lupercal

vs the Imperial Fists

is this something

Finally did some fan art of the Death Wolf from Puss in Boots the Last Wish

*searches for Squats*
*gets videos of leg exercises*

Well this isn’t what I want at all!

*searches for 40K Squats*
*gets videos of futuristic armored abhumans doing leg exercises*

Oh that’s much better.

“Citadel catalog for Warhammer Fantasy Battle” has enough glottal stops to potentially be the most English phrase ever

GOJIRA TAI UMBILICUS (Godzilla Meets the Pupik Monster), 132 minutes, Toho, 1974. G.

"The Heart Sutra explained in 11 minutes" but it's just someone's recording of rainfall and occasional frog song.