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Exxon’s “Put a tiger in your tank” slogan indicates you can run your engine entirely with Frosted Flakes, dump ‘em right on in

last night. I know gnolls aren’t a thing in Shadowrun, but why not really?

WtA, “Werewolf Transit Authority,” White Wolf’s 90s vintage TTRPG about building affordable high speed rail through the Umbra

The Berenstein Bears, so called because their cartoons featured a stirring soundtrack by Elmer Bernstein

having now watched this YT thing mocking Zillow listings which a very cute guy recommended I can only conclude that people get REALLY STUPID about bathrooms

* peers down the not especially necessary hallway to a bathroom which can hold three people simultaneously for no known architectural reason *

coyote sing along hour, all caps 

THE NATIONAL SECURITY
CONCEPT OF COERCION!
DON'T LOOK AT ME! DON'T TALK TO ME!
I KNOW IT'S AN ILLUSION, I CAN'T SEE THROUGH IT!

What can you see inside of me what can you see inside of me
hands in the air! Assume the position!
What can you see inside of me what can you see inside of me
Everyone make their best dead faces!

Normally I try to post the next day in case there’s mistakes I spot in time to correct, but tonight I’m angry enough to want to offer something actually positive asap

uspol adjacent, class warfare rant 

STILL ANGRY. Like all rich people they assume everything's infinite. An infinite supply of natural resources now matter how much we destroy them, infinite consumers no matter how strapped for cash, infinite employees, infinite investors, infinite judges, police and media to protect them, a USA which will continue as a great source of money with everyone nigh-bankrupt, dying from lack of health care, from police, hate crimes and whatever severe weather or epidemic we won't have a mechanism of protection against. Why would they ever think it could affect THEM and THEIR profits?

tired: calling them Burger King hash browns

wired: calling them breakfast shuriken

inspired: kiai like Bruce Lee while flinging them to hit your targets with a wet SPLUT

I wasn't the most patriotic dude ever but I definitely liked the United States a lot more than whatever the fuck THIS is.

from Friday, a Schwerer Panzergänger during Kaiserchlacht in 1918.

I'm awake, and even though I probably want to sleep more, I slept great once I did. Hopefully this hasn't/won't accumulate enough to make commuting impossible.

@ziphi so is Montalban himself some sort of really suave jaguar anthro or what?

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