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for breakfast you could have a croque monsieur, a croque madame, or a big bowl of captaine croquer avec les croqbaies

@Tuftears the whole "just carry a LOT of pistols and have them bang into each other and be a pain to carry around" bit or the Three Musketeers thing where you can only get off maybe 2-4 shots before you pretty much need to be a swordsman anyway.

I should probably have drawn more pistols on her.

I realize this one dude over on Bluesky was trying to help by putting it out into the ether to anyone listening, but hearing that my abusers don't deserve to have power over me, when what I or they *deserve* is a mute point and they *had*, currently have, and will always have power over me, really upsets me.

uspol, mh - - - 

he ordered 50% of the national forests opened to logging

50%

it's lost in the sea of assaults on trans rights, creating a recession with horrible inflation, and people getting shipped to El Salvador, etc, I feel like I'm the only person who feels like this is a loss, a huge amount of harm.

he killed HOW much land which will never be the same?

does anyone else care?

tonight are just random characters. CW archaic firearms.

*lowers brim of hat, laughs menacingly*

The unwashed pot of crime brews incredibly bitter coffee!

People in 1969 pointing to the Abbey Road cover: look! Paul’s got no shoes! That must mean the REAL Paul is dead and that’s an imposter!

Me, now, pointing to the Abbey Road cover: look at George wearing a denim shirt with his jeans. He’s Jeorge Jarrison!

@ziphi creature standing next to Boba Fett in Jabba's palace, gets 10 seconds of screen time and no lines.

@Kusimanse cannot hear without getting the entire little theme tune. Should I feel bad that the definitive Batman for me is BtAS, not Frank Miller's version, Loeb/Sale's version, or any of the movie versions (other than Mask of the Phantasm)?

I return home laden with treasures that make me ask myself what, exactly, do I consider treasures?

And I realize what I value is motivated by poor person thinking - get this now while it's available, while it's relatively affordable. Unsure if that's a good thing, a bad thing, or it just IS.

intensive coyote training (staying in horse-riding stance while eating small pieces of chicken with hot sauce)

ALLIES the Garou are not alone. They are aided in their great fight for Gaia by the clever, good-lookin', and incredibly altruistic Nuwisha, who are always willing to provide assistance for a modest fee. What'cha got?

yeah. I made a good judgment call in skipping out to dogsit/let my friend get out of the house some, instead.

@CyclopsCaveman so in the last case basically any sex in the Star Wars universe (such as Han getting it on with Leia, Chewbacca, etc)

Hamburglar the Old World

Hamburglar the Age of Grimace

just suggested Robocop/General Grievous crossover fanfic where they bond over things like being big bags of organs in an otherwise cybernetic torso, spinning weapons in their hands etc.

“Master of the Flying Guillotine” only it’s a heartwarming comedy about teaching a kitten to be vaguely polite about keeping claws retracted

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