Rain Dog @Leucrotta@awoo.space

the end of The Matrix where Neo steps out of the phone booth, dons his sunglasses, and takes off into the skies high above NYC, trenchcoat trailing like a superhero's cape, as "Paul Revere" blasts on the soundtrack

@ziphi I said do you speaka my language
he just smiled and gave me a Vegemite™️​sandwich

DEAD I am the sky watching angels cry
while they slowly burn conquering the Wyrm
HUGGIN' AND A KISSIN' DANCIN' AND A LOVIN'

* listens to a batch of Britney Spears, which as expected is catchy and fun *

* puts on Toxic and discovers horrifyingly enough that I can no longer hear the song without adding in Love Shack and Dragula *

“Oops I Did It Again,” Britney Spears’ famous song about how she’s responsible for all-Crunchberry boxes of Captain Crunch.

#drawing last night

but in June because it's Pride Month he's FABULOUS Bile

Ii clan samurai 🤝 British Paras
the “Red Devils”

#drawings last night

one two three fo
spider man spider man
does whatever a spider can
started out really young
oxygenates blood with his book lungs
look out here comes the spider man

spider man spider man
does whatever a spider can
trichobothria sense vibrations
he's PROBABLY never et his relations
look out here comes the spider man

@eredien the whole process is just utterly miserable even when we're not in what's really obviously a recession

@eredien I know, but I always hate it, there's always that fucking twinge.

NO, I AIN'T GONNA WORK FOR MAGGIE'S PA NO MORE!
WELL HE PUTS HIS CIGAR OUT IN YOUR FACE JUST FOR KICKS!
HIS BEDROOM WINDOW IT IS MADE OUT OF BRICKS!
THE NATIONAL GUARD STANDS AROUND HIS DOOR!
OH I AIN'T GONNA WORK FOR, NAW,
I AIN'T GONNA WORK FOR MAGGIE'S PA NO MORE!
UNGH, SHIT!

It's a minor gripe in job hunting, but I still loathe those EEO questionnaires. Part of me always thinks, "why y'need my ethnicity, you wanna know what goes on the forearm tattoo? Why y'need to know if I'm disabled, you're just gonna find some reason in my resume that I'm not qualified for the job?"

hey WAIT! I could get this job in ABERDEEN! It'd be like working in clinical depression!

Please rise for Aberdeen's national anthem

https://youtu.be/plBMcpRRrVw

subversively listening to "Sway" from Dark City instead of "Why Don't You Do Right" at the appropriate point of the Who Framed Roger Rabbit soundtrack

"Koona t'chuta Solo?
"Tell him he got the wrong guy."
"Ee mara tom tee tok maky cheesa."
"He say you Blade Runner."
"Tell him I'm eatin'."
"Jabba won neechee kochba mu shanee wy tonny wya uska. Chosky nowy u chusu, el jaya kulpa intick kuny ku suwa."
"Bryant, huh?"

The charmer's name was GAV. BRYANT must'a upped him to BLADERUNNER SQUADRON. That GIBBERISH he was speaking was COMIC BOOK LETTERING, sans-serif fonts with RANDOM EMPHASIS added in BOLDFACE or CAPITALS. Sure I knew the LINGO, every good cop DID, but I wasn't gonna make it EASY for him.

* soundtrack *
* Harrison Ford voice *

THEY DON'T ADVERTISE FOR KILLERS IN A NEWSPAPER. THAT'S WHAT I WAS. EX COP. EX KILLER. EX BLADERUNNER. I QUIT BECAUSE I HAD A BELLYFUL OF HARD BOILED BARITONE NARRATION. BUT THEN, I'D RATHER BE A NARRATOR THAN A VICTIM.

* lights up *

Whereas the meeting between Konrad Curze and the Emperor was basically;

“Don’t call me Konrad! I am DARKNESS! I am the NIGHT! I am… ow ow ow MIGRAINE!”
“Here ya go kid.”
“Gee thanks.”