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@xinjinmeng paraphilias is when you got two of them ain't it?

@ziphi It's a favorite and I'm actually relistening now.

two of the worlds I'm connected to just intersected in that this is the first time I've heard the Tyrannic Crusade described as "T-war" and now I naturally am thinking of T-dicks as being Tyrannid dicks.

So fantasy barbarians are always massively ripped like modern bodybuilders rather than any preindustrial person, right? So you wonder if they have appropriately barbarian looking workout equipment in the middle of their camps?

the existence of super smash brothers implies the existence of super marry brothers and super kill brothers

“An adult beverage” meaning either it’s a fruity rum drink where they put a huge dildo in the glass like an umbrella OR it’s an income tax form smoothie

oh YEAH it's OCTOBER!

time for my annual Draw Probably the Same Old Stuff as Close to Daily as Possible in a Desperate Attempt to Emotionally Stay Above Water As Usual!

This last month has spent realizing that, if I'm around toxic people or events (for instance, thanks to prior terrible shit), terrible shit happening to me is likely thanks to the higher chance of terrible shit happening, not necessarily thanks to my innate flaws or "proper place" in the universe.

I guess the month ending with getting fired, is consistent.

uspol rant 

When Germany went fascist they chose a veteran who'd worked as a blue collar, gone to prison, wrote an (incoherent) book. When Americans went fascist we chose a semi-literate television star and landlord who'd never seen anything remotely like hardship, so I think far more highly of Germans.

"Hitler was a better human being than [anyone really]" is not something you usually expect to say when you're a Queer Jewish left-winger, but uh. Yeah.

The adventurers made their way through a dungeon full of foes the likes of Melf’s Minute Minotaurs and deadly Assault Feet, but finally they were faced with Hellastakked the Boobulant, who the DM definitely didn’t draw on graph paper during lunch.

(And I definitely didn’t come up with this after seeing a very generously proportioned dragonborn miniature)

@CoyoteTraveller It was really good - and importantly the king oyster slices cooked all the way through, I have difficulty digesting them if they aren't.

@eredien Thanks! (and I can barely speak a few words of Chinese, I can't even read hanzi)

I have no clue what I just made but I finally used the last of the sausages.

Also the other day I had my first PSL of the season and it was basically good, but they used so much syrup it was sort of Samuel L Jackson yelling “pumpkin motherfucking spice, muthafucka!” syrupy. i’m amazed I don’t have cavities after that.

“a delicate fresh scent that breathes life into your laundry”

dude it’s gonna raise my towels to HIDEOUS UNLIFE like in the Fiend Folio?

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