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* goes back in time to troll Gary Gygax by telling him that "Conan the Barbarian" was a great movie, and also that in 2025 people view the gender-swap "cursed" items as a wonderful boon, and there are only like 2 types of polearms in D&D *

Tonight's , I was sort of in the mood to do something big and ink it to see if I could. probably, I'm not about to keep going this late.

so if you have a towing hitch with a receiver

and you hang truck nuts on it

does this mean hitching up a trailer is actually truck sounding?

Okay, after I spent 30 minutes incredibly frustrated that Clip Studio will NOT stitch images that you've copied after rotating them via transform => rotate, but it WILL gladly stitch images that you've copied after rotating them via transform => flip image, it took like 5 minutes to stitch these.

"Hiro's hit! I'm going in after him!"
"IMPETUOUS BOY! OH WELL WHO WANTS TO LIVE FOREVER! DIIIIIIVE! YES I'M VERY INTERESTED IN SHOUTING!"

"They're escaping eediot! Dispatch war rocket Ajax to bring back his body!"

I don't like a man with too many muscles!

Well I didn't make him for YOU!

come to think of it, why hasn't anyone made a parody stoner sci fi movie about weed called "Hash Gordon"

oh, that's right, because David Lynch already made a stoner sci fi movie about weed

"Look! Water is falling from her eyes!"
"It's what they call tears. It's a sign of their weakness."

SO THIS IS WHAT IT MUST BE LIKE INSIDE A BONG!

STRANGE OBJECT IMAGED IN THE IMPERIAL VORTEX!

Bring it through safely, land it.

* headbangs, throws up the horns *

Edgar Rice Burroughs as a healthy, lactose-free, soy-free alternative to Edgar Milk Burroughs, sure, but have you considered Edgar Oat Burroughs?

I am weirdly having mixed feelings about Mamdami's win because 1) actually yeah, he sounds like a good candidate, 2) I don't entirely trust him, 3) since I'm not in New York and neither are you maybe we should stay out of it and let it be THEIR thing to feel good about, 4) people on Bluesky are celebrating with the sheer obnoxious fury of sports fans and 5) I kinda dislike that my politics too, has REALLY gotten filtered through "who cares if it goes sour, it makes my oppressors unhappy."

Anyway here’s today’s , trying for a little more considered composition.

games workshop should cash in on the whole "make it pink with ribbons for girls" schtick by releasing Tomb Princesses as a counterpart to Tomb Kings

with undead unicorns

this would let them sell official GW glitter and I'm pretty sure they want to

@Kensan_Oni I, apparently, thought winter melon would be the same size as bitter melon or opo squash. I wasn't prepared for going to Asian Family Market, and the only winter melon you can get are in these huge HUGE chunks.

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