Rain Dog @Leucrotta@awoo.space

@arakin they're really great!

Cross the river leave the abyss
give the seat of the toilet a kiss
each virgin sacrifice speaks these magic words;
just jiggle the handle, let flow go the turds!

AH! Here it comes baby, Ah'm droppin' mah load!
Ah ain't just up on it, Ah AM th' commode!

The power of the toilet must never be abused!
he must be sponged, he must be plunged lest carnage may ensue!
if a dead sheep were to clog him, who KNOWS what would arise?

Maybe he'd summon the Master. Wouldn't THAT be a surprise!

speaking of the Dvorak 9th, it's been a while since I listened to Schostakovich.

* clicks on the 4th movement Sym 11 *
* 4 minutes later *

DEATH
💀​
TO ALL THOSE WHO STAND AGAINST
FREEDOM FOR WORKING PEOPLE

Now is perhaps not the best time to be desperate for money, and asking for help. But EDD's decision to pay me unemployment from the start of October is still pending.

https://ko-fi.com/C0C85TPG

#drawings earlier this evening

#drawing last night

*heavy Brooklyn accent*

hey kids! It's story time with y'favorite centuries old evil entity, the Loc-Nar. Now LAST week I toldya about da time I whacked an entire bomber crew during the second, lessee... DHIS week, how would'ya like t'hear about a vacant secretary and a robot doin' the nasty while the people drivin' are stoned out of their gourds?

Hey, Happy International Men's Day!

I know it doesn't mean much to me. But some dudes fight teeth and nail to get acknowledged as men, so it's worth a mention.

man, I don't remember the one-liner I came up with last night while baked, but it was HILARIOUS, I wish I could share it.

as though the divine spoke to me and vouchsafed a joke.

Given I was baked it's probably something not that actually funny, like the Krebs cycle being how Spongebob episodes with Mr. Krebs break down into ADP and episodes with Sandy, or something.

@Genderqueerwolf oh that’s someone’s horse fursona named after…

lately I've been spotting the connections between my ADHD as a chemical physiological thing and my conscious emotional take on the world.

part of this is my resentment for people officially better than me - I grew up around a lot of double standards, elitism, prejudice, and favoritism. I notice that not only are "good people" a potential threat but the way they're able to get away with things where I can't breaks my reality (you said there were rules that applied, so I was trying to live with those rules as a way of keeping my emotions in line, but clearly the rules DON'T apply if it's someone you like) and sets off wider despair (since rules are completely arbitrary, there's no reason things will ever be fair, and I can continue being hurt forever).

and of course everything about this Administration and its apologists is very much "well if the people WE LIKE do it, it's okay." Constantly triggery.

Just one #drawing today

they always say dress for the job you want not the job you have so I don't understand why people don't wear leather jackets, bullwhips and fedoras all the time

in fact I don't remember the last time I saw anyone wearing that combination

Making a new Bluesky account leads me right into how living in 2025 means we're all pretty pissed off about politics, and trying to mute or block my way to greater comfort (hearing the equivalent of "it's metastasized! It's metastasized to your bones!" fails to really do much for me, ya know?), it's just not going to work (among other reasons I think Bluesky's muting words doesn't work). I am stuck somehow relying on my ability to step past negative feelings and I'm not good at that.

#drawing earlier tonight

A magical hat of disguise, it can appear as any hat you wish from a simple flat cap to an elaborate confectionery of lace, felt and carved statuettes.

@LexYeen You're just trying to get your ctenophorsona into a pool toy picture, aren't you?

Space Marine *anything* being -tors inspired a loose, puerile cartoon. CW for poop joke.