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re: :weed: food but not food 

@Taris you cannot have a double bed sized ice cream bar, it'll give you brain freeze.

@GraySpots @noelle blub blub blub

the color is 'cause the oxygen carrying thing is hemocyanin which is copper based instead of iron!

re: Images, fantasy creatures, some blood 

@b_cavello hey thanks!

how many times do I instinctively try to light up while listening to John Lee Hooker and now Hendrix?

look, why would I care about anything about the new 33 year old Wunderkind CEO of Chain I Don't Go To? Tell me about horseshoe crabs or pycnogonids, I have more in common with them and find them far more interesting.

Images, fantasy creatures, some blood 

from last night and today; wemic bard and human paladin (trying to do more unusual full armor), and a ganzi adventurer (linked to primordial chaos in Pathfinder) takes on an evil dwarf sorcerer and his demon back-up!

filk, Johnny Cash, all caps 

THEIR BRANDS WERE STILL FIRE
AND THEIR HOOVES WERE MADE OF STEEL
AS THE RIDERS LOPED ON BY HIM
ONE SAID "YOU POOR SCHLMIEL!"

It’s kinda incredible that The Avengers are basically;

“I engineered a generator to keep shrapnel from piercing my heart and since that worked I figured I’d throw in flying powered armor.” “I’m a literal Norse god.” “I’m a technologically advanced android.” “I’m an extremely pissed off child abuse survivor.” “I’m literally the best archer.”

Then we get into how everyone drifts through the Avengers like “I fight evil with being short, hairy and Canadian but not polite BRAAAAP.”

TMS posting 

@rey oh baby stimulate my brain and [redacted]

Filk, Marvel characters, all caps, very bad ideas 

BIG AND GREEN AND STRONG AND HORNY
THE HULK FROM IPANEMA GOES WALKING
AND WHEN HE WALKS NEAR PUNY HUMANS
HULK SMASH

re: benign subpost, making it vore 

@rey @frostwolf all I can think of is B52s lyrics

@owashii@plush.city this gets personal; with everything going on I’ve had to reevaluate whether my Grampa really was a fantastic person. And the answer is yes, but it doesn’t matter; a working class policeman patrolling his own borough on foot has a different perspective from two or more well off police in a car patrolling a city they’re not personally connected to. Even if he knew/heard non police views of NYPD abuses in a different borough, would anything he could have done affected anything?

@rey so literally a furniture place? I checked thinking it’d be say the Lovewell-Sacton Station after a neighborhood established in 1760 or something and all I could find was the furniture store.

@owashii@plush.city corollary; X cop may be a great guy who honestly cares about the community, but that effectively doesn’t matter because you’re never interacting with X alone, if you interact with him at all (and as a subset of not dealing with X alone, it’s real hard to see X as a great guy when he shows up in body armor carrying multiple means of killing you).

Rain Dog boosted

Fantasy creature, spider imagery 

today, an ettercap or some other variety of spider monster is poised to drop on an unsuspecting adventurer deep below the surface.

I checked but nobody has yet made a fanvid of The Northman with "Berserker" by "Love Among Freaks"

@chimerror I can't even *do* anything with my partial fursuit paws on - they're badger paws so they have ginormous blunt claws

Fantasy creature, spider imagery 

today, an ettercap or some other variety of spider monster is poised to drop on an unsuspecting adventurer deep below the surface.

re: twttr 

@noelle well, it was a mostly good ride while it lasted.

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