Rain Dog @Leucrotta@awoo.space

I should never have moved to fucking Seattle it was a fucking mistake and apparently I now get to pay for it for fucking forever

So they sent a lease renewal document which includes an additional $500 security deposit I am not paying them fucking $500 for fucking nothing, left email and vm asking them to waive their egregious fee, I am so fucking pissed off right now I am on the verge of cutting my goddamn wrists thanks to them

@anthracite you phrase it this way, now I'm imagining a dramatic sirens blaring James Horner soundtrack with a synthesized voice declaring RECTAL EVACUATION IN 10...9...8...7... followed by a giant wet fart noise.

@sphakos omg omg omg calico omg 💙​💙​💙​

Caribou https://youtu.be/yQEkLOxFZoQ via @YouTube

Platypus (I Hate You) https://youtu.be/Oxaljj7UjKU via @YouTube

Red Hot Chili Peppers - F.U. - Bonus Track [HD] https://youtu.be/zLbFpAMITmA via @YouTube

[Fuck the] U.S.A. https://youtu.be/3jLc12zzLP8 via @YouTube

Anti-Nowhere League - The Landlord Is A Wanker! explicit https://youtu.be/q6mESKiRApE via @YouTube

Dead Kennedys - Let's Lynch The Landlord https://youtu.be/aCiYmCVikjo via @YouTube

I’ve decided that the thing I really hate about country is folk trying way too hard to sell me on an idealized Americana, and frankly being Queer, nerdy and Jewish in the real equivalent was no fucking fun. Like as long as they stick to nostalgia and heartbreak I’m great, outside of that little “can you play a tempo vaguely faster than burying my grandma?”

@anotherlooktake2@mastodon.online I mean voting for someone who has a 20% chance of doing something I like is better odds than someone who has a 300% chance of doing something I hate. But I wish it were better than 20% you know?

It is weird that He Man is the only MotU character other than She-Ra to get a pronoun in their name. But then that would get us to combinations like He-Beast-Man, He-Ram-Man and He-Man-at-Arms. So I guess that means that He-Man, as the most generic name, is the audience stand in.

It’s even weirder given MotU naming conventions that Man-at-Arms doesn’t have, like, a batch of arms.

@chimerror yeah. I used the full spectrum last night and it helped, I hadn’t thought to turn it earlier on thanks to the nearly 4 months of solid sunshine that Seattle’s best known for.

@owashii@plush.city aaaaaaaaaa

Yeah please remind me to vote blue because the only alternative is too shitty to contemplate.

Treading water isn’t the same as swimming forward and if anyone knows that it’s me.

Well I did hear back from landlords and we are talking this out. Let’s skip several rants and just say I’m fucking furious.

@owashii@plush.city whoa, there’s an entire corgi attached to the corgi butt! Looks great!