Rain Dog @Leucrotta@awoo.space

Ways of making Christmas music more tolerable;
* Dracula has the same scansion as Santa Claus
* cornmeal has the same scansion as Christmas
* Frosty the Snowman was brought to life with an iron crown
* naw it really doesn’t help that much I hate this fucking “holiday.”

Three wench friends

Misheard lyric as “seven sluts a spinning” and suddenly this became a better carol

It took me ages to learn that privilege is very hard to spot in part because it makes things *easier*, not easy. Being poor instead of dirt poor, having to hide your ethnicity, queerness or disability rather than being unable to avoid any flak you might take for it, waiting for an elevator being an annoyance rather than a necessity.

This stacks badly with a human tendency towards dualisms, and baggage from seeing suffering as virtuous (things which were bad but not miserable get discounted).

then they said "I would. COVID is only killing about as many people as the flu used to, at a rate of about 50K/year in the US, and just as most of the people who used to die of the flu would likely have died of something else anyway, most of the people who die of COVID have other life-threatening conditions. All of these are characteristics of an endemic disease, not a pandemic."

so then I said ""Oh get bent." and left that part of the MU*

DUEL OF THE FATES | Brass Ensemble Cover https://youtu.be/Y7K4zf3_Jnw via @YouTube

sadly could not find "bluegrass cover duel of fates" but did get this really nice all brass cover.

Hava Nagila https://youtu.be/hQ87KD_NBoI via @YouTube

"I want you should tell me about the hash bars."
"I should know from hash bars?"
"Hash is legal there, nebbech?"
"100% legal, but they don't want that you should go into a coffee shop, order a nice danish and start puffing away. They want that you should smoke in y'home or certain designated places."

Just one #drawing today, two anthropomorphic adventures - catfolk spellcaster and a canine ranger.

@AbandonedAmerica holy shit that must've been freezing cold!

I'm fairly sure Tom Waits is one of the few famous people who got LESS mellow after marriage.

Prior to 1980 his music is all "it's another lonely Saturday and the piano is turning the late afternoon the color of whiskey" and after 1980 there's still nostalgia but now it's mixed with "they found the bodies piled behind the furnace in the basement."

Dead Kennedys - Let's Lynch The Landlord https://youtu.be/aCiYmCVikjo via @YouTube

The Coup - "The Guillotine" https://youtu.be/acT_PSAZ7BQ via @YouTube

The Coyote Bathroom Oracle! Do the cards tell the future or are they just full of shit?

DJ Thulhu spins those eldrich beats.

“Ya moves like they does,” from the 1936 Fleischer short, “The May-Tricks.”

Apparently I’ve decided to share old stupid stuff that makes me laugh (rather than new stupid stuff that makes me laugh). Thanks for the idea @chimerror!
It’s a common misconception that Lisa Frank was the name of the monster, but in fact that’s the name of the monster’s creator.

Have an old holiday picture. The ghost of Bob Marley visits Scrooge on Christmas Eve and he mellows out a LOT as a result.

@owashii@plush.city fist taur