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NIGHT of the LIVING CUSTOMERS Who BELIEVED They Could MIRACULOUSLY GET INVENTORY IN STOCK by CALLING ABOUT IT AGAIN

I’m tired of living in a bright future for someone else, I’m tired of being a minor character in my own story, I’m tired of my ethnicity not counting, and I’m VERY very tired of bichon frise barking.

This is just a bad day as far as calls, customers showing up suddenly wanting orders not previously called in, and just the overall feeling of no real future.

Queen on the radio, are you ready kids? I can’t heeeeeear you 

YOU GOT MUD ON YOUR FACE
BIG DISGRACE
KICKING YOUR CAN ALL OVER THE PLACE
singing SPONGEBOB SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS
SPONGEBOB SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS

@tabitha@chitter.xyz imho everything other than the original trilogy has this feeling of fanfic. Do we really need the tragic story of Anakin’s fall? Do we really need to know about Boba Fett’s post Rancor career, or about Han in a heist movie? Naw. So fuck it, canon can have the Eclipse and Galaxy Gun or Rey getting it in with Kylo happily or whatever I want to think happens in the series.

Oh boy small dog barking, just what I need to make my morning complete (after we got real busy while everyone else not working in the yard was in a vital phone meeting with our new owners).

@chimerror if there’s anything marginalized people get really good at from being marginalized it’s “othering” people. I mean hey we’re already viewing straight/able bodied/cis/gadzei as practically an alien species, so why stop there right? /bitter

@porsupah it isn’t; either we have a physical radio on here, or there’s nothing. It’s a big change from my previous gig, where being able to listen to music via YouTube was a lot of how I held it together.

@tabitha@chitter.xyz @hi_cial by EATING stormtroopers. Tasty tasty stormtroopers.

@porsupah idk; I honestly don’t like listening to NPR most of the time. Too much of a loud reminder the world is shit and I am, as an officially worthless nuisance animal, my happiness and future are in constant danger so important rich people can change the world.

@rana talk shows tend to have an angry tone which sets off hypervigilance and politicized voices only make it worse.

@XanIndigo because poor people don’t have happy dreams of being a c level exec someday

lewd poll, kink, furry 

@mossweaver compliments would be nice

re: Image, fantasy creatures, eye contact 

@rana thanks! Though imho they all are!

G-d I hate talk shows. Fortunately coworker was okay with the request “may we switch to a station with more music?”

Asked for half the day off tomorrow, but tomorrow’s supposed to be busy so my boss asked me to wait on an answer. Waiting.

Rain Dog boosted

Image, fantasy creatures, eye contact 

Added an “uridezu” (rat demon) and touched up a werewolf started a couple of weekends back.

"KLADDKAKA! KLADDKAKA!" I chant, coffee splashing out of the cup banging against the table in time to Garmarna's version of "Ramunder." "TA MED MIG KLADDKAKA!"

@erin_kitsune gonna point out that while you might have enough time tomorrow to get to the Pike Place, a much less crowded Piroshky Piroshky location is closer to the hotel; 1501 4th Ave #110, Century Square (Seattle), WA, 98101

Image, fantasy creatures, eye contact 

Added an “uridezu” (rat demon) and touched up a werewolf started a couple of weekends back.

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