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@AbandonedAmerica wow. That’s one hell of an essay and gives me way more information than Wikipedia’s article about Gary. Thanks!

@anthracite I think you shared a photo of those a while back where they have a lot of toppings?

Doctor Strange is so otherworldly and uncanny he actually reads The Village Voice rather than just paging through to get to the cartoons.

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Doo doo doo, gonna have my sanctum sanctorum in Greenwich Village, but it’s gonna be a small mansion rather than tucked at the back of a used bookstore or some shit, and also gonna get me a big huge weird window so that nobody can possibly guess weird crap goes down here.

@anthracite someone posted a TikTok with some dude with the accent, cooking alligator pasta with hot sauce, over on birdsite. Apparently people think eating alligator is weird.

@egypturnash thought of you today, thanks to another reminder of the weird not-southern-not-AAVE Cajun accent that literally nobody who isn’t local to you can ever successfully imitate.

@Ylfingr thank you though, I lol’ed! And yeah. The illustration’s a holdover from the era of women-cook-but-not-professionally.

Thank you but no, despite my politics I am not interested in rejoining the ACLU, I am not interested in donating to the ACLU.

@KitRedgrave it's a jump to the left and then a step to the right
you put your hands on your hips and pull your knees in tight

Beholder Gonna Fuck You Up youtu.be/jEZyDz3BGNo via @YouTube

ssssssssuuuuuuuck
SSSSSSSUUUUUCK
KOFF! koff koff
heeheeheehee

Images, fantasy creatures, eye contact 

today, a frost dragon pursues a flying wizard away from its den in an old temple in the mountains! Two adventurers are surprised by a resurrected or possibly undead wizard emerging from lava (I was thinking of the part in Hellboy when Rasputin emerges from a pool of blood)! Also I was listening to the Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade soundtrack while drawing.

The Crow, all caps, 90s nostalgia 

SOMETIMES IT RAINS INSIDE MY HEAD
TILL THE WORDS RUN DRY
WALLS ARE BREATHING, HANDS ARE REACHING UP
TO TOUCH MY THIGHS
NO THEY DON'T HAVE TO TAKE YOU AWAY

*runs off to "Underworld" to see if there's any new Planescape stuff with Tony Diterlizzi art *

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@Lumin_esc I didn't even know this EP existed, I'd only heard the version on Guds Speleman!

do not respond to someone's story about a bad WtA experience as "[other player] watched The Crow one too many times" with "victims, aren't we all?"

Varulven youtu.be/qG8YaiIKTno via @YouTube

2+ minutes LONGER than the one on their first album!

jag alskar det! (probably poor phrasing)

Eatin' kimchi and kochujang on hot dogs because there's nobody here to tell me not to.

You probably won’t be surprised here, but politics and adjacent stuff is pissing me off.

Ph, “humor” 

Can your boxers do THIS? *yanks waistband up to bottom of rib cage, promptly falls over screaming from the resulting Health Wedgie*

Just because I don’t feel I can safely voice my opinion, doesn’t mean I don’t *have* an opinion, or that I agree with what I’m supposed to think. I’m a product of GA public schools after all.

Hello shitty feelings about not being good enough to be one of the pretty, wanted people! Are you just here cause I’m stuck at work and hungry or do you have anything legitimate to say?

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