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“Ah, but you see, Poirot is… comment-dit on? Baked, like a pain Au chocolat. Le stoned, out of mon crane.”

The Expanded Frogger Universe includes Orange County as well!

It’s not so much artificial intelligence as it is analog plagiarism

The opposite of smooth jazz is coarse jazz. As in “I hate jazz, it’s coarse and gets everywhere.”

some say she's from Mars
or one of the seven stars
that shine after 2:30 in the morning
WELL, SHE ISN'T!

#drawing for the first time since Tuesday morning felt incredibly good. Fannish stuff; Imperial Fists Captain with Terminator honours vs Imperial Guardsman, and a vampire vs werewolf became some NPC design.

who decided they were the Cult Mechanicus and not a Diode-cese

what's the best Lords of Acid track to replace Spybreak in the Matrix lobby scene?

perhaps eating sweet tofu while sitting around in my boxers listening to Lords of Acid will help deal with all the crushing feelings

admittedly if it doesn't I still got to eat sweet tofu and listen to LoA

yeah, well now you know what it feels like to be Jewish. #Subtweet #DontFlipYourShitAtAllies

OK I talked to agency people and the hiring manager and can stand down for a while, and cry about cats or some shit like that.

unfortunately both "Zulu" and "Monty Python's Flying Circus" featured prominently in my childhood and it's hard not to parse the opening narration as "the ZULUS in overwhelming numbers attacked on the slopes of the mountain ISANDHLWANA and in spite of gallant resistance the entire column was annihilated. Thank you for listening, and thank you for a lovely supper. Sincerely, Brigadier Alesteir Meredith Smythe-Smythe-Smythe (Mrs.)"

@chimerror correction, "like saying you like diners more than anyone else in the room while standing literally next to Guy Fieri and immediately after saying you don't want to go to a diner, maybe iHop is open."

gotta remember responding to the Presidents' tweets is futile and will just get me on a watch list if I'm not already. What, one of the most powerful men in the country, thoroughly owned and equipped with enough ego to handle the job, is gonna be swayed by actual public opinion? That said, claiming you're the most pro-union president in the history of the country when FDR is right there, is like saying you like diners more than anyone else in the room while standing literally next to Guy Fieri.

*crackly brass music, globe rotates*
HOW TO BEHAVE IN BRITAIN
*exaggerated American accent*
Brits like and appreciate that you've familiarized yourself with local terminology. Try some yourself. "Me mates and I took the trolley to the local for a couple of moggies."

I think if you taught kids a certain amount of softness - and partly through empathy for THEM - you’d have guys who were just the loud goofy humor aspect, not the domestic abuser or xenophobic sadist part.

I feel like there’s a certain amount of violence that’s very male and if you’re taught some things it plays out as goofy humor. A guy who would never dream of hurting an animal drives a truck through watermelons and it’s the funniest thing ever. But the flip side is really dark, there’s this fine line where even the humor finds a weaker target for self justified torture.

"Can't you hear the screaming in the streets? It's..."
*krrsh* *dakka dakka dakka*
"BLOCKWAR!"

I say this a lot but I'll say it again. My Dad worked for NASA for a while, before I was born, so he definitely raised me with, this is the COUNTRY'S space program, it's gonna do great things and benefit all of us. We're shooting for the moon and smiling Jackie's driving by, etc. Which means now I really couldn't give a flying clusterfuck about what's now another profit opportunity for some rightwing multibillionaire rather than something that might help with any environmental or social issues.

well this company I might get a contract job with sure are the scum of the planet helping make the Seattle area less and less livable. Guess I need to fill out their application paperwork.