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oh no it's a punk/heavy cover of "Toxic," literally one of the catchiest songs ever

fine I'll play it again

and again

and again

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🦈 BREAKING: Brazilian authorities make a jaw-dropping seizure of 28 TONS of illegally obtained shark fins! 😱Join the call to ban the shark fin trade once and for all.
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@obscurestar I am dead sure that was a once in a lifetime opportunity because, let's face it, how many people decide the logical place to store a broken lawnmower for repairs "later" is a roof even *once*, let alone 3-5 times? It's pretty statistically unlikely.

says something about some of the other folks Es split housing with that after we broke up, she was still okay with me as a housemate.

oh no I discovered Dog Park Dissidents after listening to Bikini Kill and Against Me and now I want to throw heavy objects, which is sadly not really an option

coyote sing along hour 

oh you should have been a mother
you should have been a wife
you should have been gone from here long ago
you should be living a different life

weapons grade political adjacent bitterness 

I'm sure as soon as there's a way to blame Chinese people, Queers, or Jews, most Americans will FLOCK to the idea that climate change is a very real threat.

I really need to rewatch Raiders and try to analyze the hell out of it. Getting pulled into watching clips I'm struck by little things - camera or characters constantly moving, very intentional inclusion of music - which make informational, "talky" scenes (map room, Indy meets Army Intelligence, Indy talks to Sallah about the German dig) feel exciting and active.

Rain Dog boosted

today, adventurers sneak up on some sort of theropod in a river. Eye contact, implied harm towards giant reptile. More of trying for simpler/cartoonier eyes with distance.

mh - 

It feels sort of unfair that having largely gotten past crushing self hate, it turns out the self hate was a coping mechanism which included a fair amount of distraction, and consequently everything seems utterly bleak and the walls are closing in, in part because the self-hate limited my ability to accumulate money, etc etc etc.

re: Spicy thoughts 

@Cheff my concern would be that it's *both*. As with anything it doesn't take much for relatively little malevolence to be perceived as completely selfish or trolling in *all* arguments.

today, adventurers sneak up on some sort of theropod in a river. Eye contact, implied harm towards giant reptile. More of trying for simpler/cartoonier eyes with distance.

"I thought you were, like, invulnerable?"
"I was. I'm not anymore."

abashed the devil stood and saw how awful goodness felt

how awful goodness felt

Musk, gross body “humor” 

The new version of a Tweet is called a Xit, because when you open your Xits they are full of revolting goo.

Tickle Me Elminster, the Sesame Realms crossover we were all waiting for from WotC

My new D&D character specializes in hepatomancy. Lest you think that’s limited to divination I assure you the field includes lots of useful spells like Mage Liver, Bigby’s Lashing Liver and of course Liverbolt.

Currently grabbing a walk while it’s not cloudless 80 degree plus weather, lunch/not just a pastry can wait

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finished job hunt stuff for the day, set up a phone screen, suggested times for an in person for a thing over on East Side I actually would like maybe. I should probably get my ass offline, maybe grab a walk, eat lunch, nap.

coyote sing along hour 

today is the greatest day I've ever known
can't live for tomorrow, I might not have that long
I'll tear my heart out
before I get out
pink ribbon scars that never forget
I tried so hard to cleanse this regret
my angel wings were bruised and restrained
my belly stings
today is
today is
today is
the greatest day

@robinhood comes with Nantucket Barbie Harpoon for hunting the accursed pink whale

arrrrrr

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