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I'm also thinking about briefly posting about how I got to be such a broken person in the first place, as context for folks.

fuck it, open question should I do any or all of these things?

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what if I talked about some weird kinks openly on Mastodon?

what if I went to Shari's or Ihop and got a huge breakfast?

what if I went to Fuji and got some of their awesome ube filled malasadas?

what if I actually shaved my body hair the way I keep saying I will when things calm down?

well the good news is that, faced with the opportunity to turn thoughts about kink and drawing into reasons for despair, I consciously go "eh that's old habit brought on by stress" and part of me wants to talk about real weird kink instead (the drawing thing is that I really feel like I should do more grayscale stuff possibly digitally for ease)

ph - "humor" 

me: man these little apple pastry things from Safeway sure are good at 11:00. Also I'm dead tired. G'night.

my stomach: hey. Hey wakeup. Hey. HEY!

me: oh yeah it's 1:30 isn't it, so tired. G'night.

my stomach: you know where you are? you're in the jungle, you're gonna DAAAAH!

me: crap it's 2:00 fine I'm awake.

the downside of really getting into Goodnight Texas is that they're REALLY making me want cigs

@bluestarultor "dude, I think I might be able to get time off for Coachella, wanna get an IPA to celebrate?"

New from Aurora! It’s Captain Marko Ramius’ Caterpillar Drivester™️!

… definitely a joke which will be funny to at least 3 people who remember both Aurora kits and The Hunt for Red October.

@Chiaroscuro Also, are they actually local to RI or something that accounts for 42 times?

@Chiaroscuro oh HUH I didn't know there was such a thing as a "Marshall stack" before and now that I look it up the lyric makes perfect sense!

oh yeah this packaged udon augmented with leftover fried tofu, green onion, frozen spinach, sesame oil and some shoyu is pretty awesome but you know what it needs?

* grabs nanami togarashi and shakes vigorously, Mountain View style *

It’s a little like; would you trust a reference on WWII if those praising it were white dudes with Totenkopf tattoos screaming about not being replaced, only in this case the reference also tells you about Bismarck’s role in the Battle of the Coral Sea?

@topaz jacking random possibly inedible plant stuff from well off neighborhoods and eating it as radical praxis

I could eat these blackberries

I could eat these horsetails

o yeah I could go down by the lake where all the rich people live and I could EAT all their PEAS

@topaz if they weren’t EVIL, would they even have all this cool stuff?

today, trying to get more size contrast between figures, low angle stuff, trying for dramatic dark areas. Wasp demon of some sort about to eat a hapless wizard if rescue doesn’t arrive; a trio of adventurers prepare to loot an evil (maybe) temple; pirate versus brass construct.

aww they turned off comments on my favorite sea shanty, I was gonna leave ARRRRRR

*video of a profoundly angry cat being coaxed out of a carrier by vets wearing heavily armored gloves, which has got to happen moderately often *

Me: oh noooes teh gauntlets noooes. Hate it. Haaaaaaate.

… this is why I wouldn’t physically survive as a vet tech

and the dueling leaf blowers outside have STOPPED so now I should grab a nap quickly before they come back

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