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Day job’s coming to a close tomorrow. Which okay salmon season’s over and it was always a temp deal but still, I was sort of hoping, you know? Gonna see if I can get a reference out of the deal, gonna see if I can get food stamps maybe, gonna try not to [redacted] myself out of fear of homelessness or working at an Amazon warehouse with the rest of my personality going away.

Wow, MORE bad news? This week is just shit.

Question for Artists (of any kind): When did you start calling yourself an "Artist" / WHY do you feel you can call yourself an artist? (or can't call yourself an artist I'm interested in that too) (this is like a 2000 character toot btw) 

@lapis honestly I’m still real mixed about it. ADHD and lack of free time keep me from art for bucks even as a sideline. I kinda go with artist because it’s the most compact way to explain what I do.

Gevalt. Are we done with the “publicly correcting coyote” hour please?

and now the Incredibly Puerile Release of Star Wars, in which "yo mama's ASS!" replaces key phrases

"don't be so proud of this technological terror you've constructed. The ability to destroy planets is nothing compared to yo mama's ASS!"

it would be nice to imagine I have a chance at a future.

@amaranth@weirder.earth I thumbed through, and got to the Silent Strider section (they're favorites), and they mention that Striders tend to be from diasporic peoples as their biggest nod to ethnicity, then included a Pentacostal preacher as one archetype. By comparison to eliminating the game's (admittedly fucked up) Romani and potentially MENA representation, the Hart Wardens still read as *very* Celtic; the Glass Walkers included what was probably a African-American archetype. This hit a really sour note.

wow that took my mood from very bad to completely shitty

Wow, that wasn’t what I expected to piss me the fuck off today. But yeah. I think I can pass on this iteration of Werewolf the Apocalypse.

AND NOW

Here are some fun fennec fox facts!

* eeeeeee
* eeeeeee!
* EEEEeeeee!
* eeeee

vent 

@Oneironott ugh. I’m sorry it’s being one of those days. Hope it lets up on you soon.

the urge to cackle CHRISTMASTIME! HEE HEE HEE throughout the Darkman soundtrack

@alexpostfacto@tech.lgbt @Bwee a five pound dragon that glares ferociously? That’s a cat.

Эбаннои эбаннои эбаннои

Have you considered the expression “down for the Count” is like dtf but with vampires?

Why do birds suddenly appear
Every time you are near
And have you considered becoming
An ornithologist

Lord Elfmullet, a 5/3/5th level Ranger/Druid/Thief, and his enchanted bokken, "Morning Wood" (+2, +3 vs cold-using)

(this came out of thumbnailing a very uh, 80s looking elf and then snickering at the name "Lord Elfmullet")

recent conflict, mh - 

yes I know

we kill small children <strike>to make matzoh</strike>

I've heard it before.

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