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the Beach Boys with their hit songs "Fun, Fun, Fun," "Girls, Girls, Girls," and "Cars, Cars, Cars."

hey I wonder if spiced cider tastes better when I'm baked.

@LexYeen you know, given that this comment came through RIGHT in the middle of me writing a pissy rant about a completely other person, "take the half edible" sounds better and better.

@LexYeen Nope, the rant was thanks mostly to this thing elsewhere about "okay, you say trans people are safe with you, but do you actually mean all trans folks or just some officially okay variety?" Currently feeling very much that gender is so completely artificial, you could define me as whatever gender without needing to change anything about my penis, androgens, body hair I fucking hate, dress preferences etc.

Otherwise today's been so good I'm pondering a half-edible.

Seriously if your gender isn’t “charging/increasing my rent,” “pushing your religion down my craw,” “insurance provider” etc then by definition I’m pretty okay with it and given that I’m not entirely sure what *my* gender is, I don’t really have a place to judge now do I?

@LexYeen please DO take my gender, I’ve no fucking interest in being gendered anymore.

Being optimistic and naive isn't really an option any more, but I need to remember there *does* exist an alternative to becoming bitter, angry, and kinda racist tbh;

that is that I don't know everything going on or how it will play out, and it'd be a mistake to just cling onto *any* one viewpoint.

Thank you, KEXP for throwing it in my face again

Oh yeah, these old Dragon magazines mention comeliness scores! Let’s let a modified dice roll tell you how good looking or ugly your PC is! This makes AD&D’s weird armor class look like a great idea.

It’s Don’t Snap at Your Allies Hour again! Mixed with a not great family visit. Пиздец!

@wolfe I was wondering if you’d had much chance to explore public transit, but wait you’re in Zagreb not Wien?

Well… they showed! So no ginger tripe, no congee, no turnip cake. Better than wires getting crossed tho.

My parents set up going to dim sum last night. It’s now 15 minutes after they were supposed to show, and they refuse to have a cell phone, so I left a message to check in.

If they’re not here in 20 I’m ordering congee with century egg and radish cake and other stuff they never eat.

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@frost The way I usually do these is to offer an introduction, make a bulleted list of skills and experience I have that might answer their needs, then wrap it up giving contact information and inviting them to reach out to me. If I'm really feeling ambitious, I copy-paste the job listing's descriptions of what they want you to do, then try to rephrase those as things I've worked with, to be my bulleted list.

I have NO CLUE whether that helps. I grew up with the conventional knowledge that you HAD TO write a cover letter for every application and I honestly don't know if that's true.

Hey kids do you know what I enjoy EVEN MORE than the exact details of your phone conversations in public spaces? That’s right, REPEATEDLY LOUDLY COUGHING. That doesn’t give me the heebie jeebies at all!

Master of Puppets is pulling your strings!

This is after a Bachelor of Puppets is pulling your strings, but before a Doctorate of Puppets.

re: rubber pig selfie, eye contact, no nudity 

@icefoxx You will probably hate this, but I think the pig mask is really adorable and kissable and nice.

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