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y'know, I'm glad that other people enjoyed the 2004 Hellboy (and the 2008 sequel, which to be fair I hated mostly cause it stomped hard on my buttons) so much that someone's doing a 1/4 scale sculpture of the titular character, in 2023, but I can't help feeling not even Ron Perlman likes Ron Perlman enough to haul around that much resin.

@frost they're the police, they're the guys who make an exorbitant salary because they're supposedly the professionals, they can do it. Also this is already a scary enough situation with some OPD dudes scaring the fuck out of you.

@frost Okay, get home as soon as you're clear of this? You did the right thing, I'm very proud of you. Thank you.

@frost Nope. 911 is human emergencies only. Stick with animal control, and don't try to move them - they're either dead and that could be bad for you, or they're still alive and that could be bad for them.

@frost Okay, call them and get yourself home before it gets too cold out, since you're gonna need time to ease down from this and that's better where it's warm.

@frost yeah, 510-777-3333 or (510) 535-5602 seems listed for Oakland

@frost Hm, this is fairly new on me. I'm *tempted* to say put hand in front of their nose and check for breathing that way, but that might also be a good way to get bitten at. I think it might be a good idea to call animal control in case.

@frost check to see if their rib cage is moving, and call for help if it's not?

holy shit what if Biden DID pardon Trump publicly for January 6

... ON Thanksgiving, and AS the turkey who gets a pardon. oh man that'd be the best Thanksgiving ever.

Dybbuks & Davening, my Jewish themed one page TTRPG! It’s one page because the rules are entirely “Being from the group that’s always made either invisible or villains sucks big red baboon ass. Let’s go play Pathfinder instead.” On the upside, it’s free and easy to learn!

do you REALLY hate Halloween being over, or do you just hate being stuck with going into the darkness and literally the worst holiday humanity has ever invented?

trying to stave off the depression with the Cutthroat Island and the Adventures of Don Juan soundtracks

fuck, I miss fencing. FUCK.

Apparently it's being the sort of time period that a real specific part of the Jaws soundtrack prompts a tiny crying jag. Seriously I can explain.

every time I think "what if I tried went to seminary and got ordained" I get some sort of reminder that I would NOT be good at it and that's one of those professions like nuclear reactor technician or grade/high school teacher you do NOT want to do badly.

time to pause the Jaws soundtrack to listen to "Eggman" again

saw a convertible drivin' by
loaded up a slingshot, let one fly!

... oh crap, it's time for High Plains Drifter again, isn't it?

oh yeah John Williams' stirring "March of the Thyreophorans"!

so let's see furries really go for fantasies about animal people from D&D. Kobolds do the draconic-cat-submissive fantasy thing. Gnolls do the himbo AND potentially trans icon thing. Now if only I could figure out the next D&D monster to get big as a slutty art icon, I could *really* clean up.

I know! It's locathah, isn't it?

Honestly rate yourself!

Looks:
Intelligence:
Dexterity:
Perception:
Rage:
Gnosis:
Pants:

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