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“Covid 19 was used to launch the worst tyranny in American history” uhhhh so you’re not Black I take it.

Altan Gün are Turkish not Greek, and millennia of Hellenic culture is more than just food, but I went from “this song makes me want to get a batch of mezedes and shove them in my mouth” to this crazy idea of introducing some pagany types to bakalarios skordalia.

Also lately my YouTube browsing at work (not phone) has a lot of ads with Black people. Did advertising execs suddenly cynically discover that Black people exist, or has an algorithm decided I’m African American, or what?

coyote sing along hour 

For the wind cries of leaves
In the whispering grass
Our way of life is stilled
In the spinning wheels of chance
I believe in the ways of long ago!
And the signs I believe rose long ago!
And we’re changing out ways,
Yes we’re taking on different roads
Tell me more about the forest
That you once called home?

since cats can't really perceive red, Lieutenant M'ress from the old animated Trek probably has heard all the stereotypes about minor character fatalities, but thinks she's a blue shirt and therefore ridiculously safe?

did someone I know in my area code try calling me at 0200 or was that a recruiter or a wrong number? My parents are old, so that woke me up but good, but I'm pretty sure they'd have left voicemail if there were an emergency.

@wolfe wait till you hear how dramatic they made the word for eggplant

coyote sing along hour 

she held out hope for couple of months
that he was still livin' somewhere
he'd put up the strongest kind of fight
he'd dig himself out with the dynamite
he'd finally be free on the fifth of July
but Jesse got trapped in the coal mine
never did marry his girl.

coyote sing along hour 

Corn liquor tastes sweeter in this town,
could it be it's the same as the last?
swear I seen your face before
just as familiar as a bottle and a glass.

hey darlin'! sleepin' on the blacktop
hey darlin'! runnin' through the trees honey
hey darlin'! leavin' for the next town
less'n my sense catches up with me.

coyote sing along hour 

when I run through the deep dark forest long after this begun
where the sun would set
and the trees were dead
and the rivers were none
and I looked for a trace to lead me back home from this place
but there was no sound, there was only me
in my disgrace

hej hej hej, hej heja

@frost I actually have none, but I also don't have a CDL so my fondness for cabovers isn't informed

An Orky Ectomy is when da pain doc ‘its you in da goolies wid a zogging massive ‘ammer.

oh no it’s the soundtrack from the part of The Thirteenth Warrior that REALLY makes me irrationally angry SWORDSMITHING DOESN’T WORK LIKE THAT

as usual for looking at Claire Wendling’s drawings she’s way better than I will ever be, and maybe today I should copy more of her stuff to get more understanding instead of my original plan to draw zombies

Imagine if my childhood had taught me any one subject as well as they taught me “you’re stupid, you fucked up and you are now in trouble for it.” I’d draw like Iain McCaig loaded up on espresso, fence like an Olympian, or play piano to make Vladimir Horowitz weep. As is I’m EXPERT at the above skill and naturally it’s hard NOT to do it expertly to myself at any moment.

Imagine if my childhood had taught me any one subject as well as they taught me “you’re stupid, you fucked up and you are now in trouble for it.” I’d draw like Iain McCaig loaded up on espresso, fence like an Olympian, or play piano to make Vladimir Horowitz weep.

Yeah, having the link to that parasite’s hate moneymaking scheme unavoidable on the screen has made me swap albums. I don’t listen to Zeppelin to feel ANGRY, after all.

All it takes is a YouTube ad with Tucker Carson Tucker-Carsoning to take my mood from “I have to skip this Zeppelin track to not cry this morning” to “I want to destroy every bit of this utterly foul world.” I think I liked being weepy more. My parasitology textbook in college was full of creatures like Carson.

It’s been a while since I posted a food pic, hasn’t it?

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