Rain Dog @Leucrotta@awoo.space

@anne happy birthday!

thing I don’t get about macro furry stuff is the idea of anything usable as a sex toy just looks painful. “Hey fuck this bus” “hey fuck BART” “hey fuck this building” hell no there’s like rebar in there

“Do a dance appropriate to your age.”
“Oh so fall over clutching my knee and gasping MY ARTHRITIS”

Clytorus, I’m bored. What plaything can you offer me today?

*turns to pink robed figure whose cowl covers a fat spongy pink face*

An obscure body in the SK system…

A talpa is when you envision a magical construct persona who is also a mole.

There’s men of the cross and the hammer
A few of the moon crescent
Some of them searching for glamour,
Some concealing a royal descent
The Emperor’s Winebags they have aptly named us,
Though we come from far,
Our sodden state is what unites us,
We are the Varangian Guard!

@topaz @frost I gotta hop on the train, then drive, in a little bit, that gets me to dinner. It’ll be okay, this is a good place even though my parents somehow came out of Brooklyn with incredibly bland taste in Chinese food. Hopefully not too ego-death-y.

Uh oh. All I’ve eaten today is a slice of banana bread (have to do early dinner with my parents) which probably explains why I currently wish I were a good artist, pretty, fencing again, and that I had a burrito.

@anthracite fie upon thee!

Dude DUDE check out the view from this hotel suite! I’m like the Silver Fang king of Seattle or something!

@Linuxduck 💙💙💙💙

ARE YOU A THERIAN? Do you want a burrito? (Y/N) inconclusive, everyone wants a burrito. Do you need to make weird noises? (Y/N) again, inconclusive, if you don’t want to make weird noises what is UP with you, my dude?

@topaz *yips*

The difference between therians and otherkin is that otherkin are all “I am Beleg Cuthalion, I speak fluent Sperethiel and like getting loaded on hazelnut mead in forests and dancing in moonlight” and therians are like YIP YAP YOP *blep*

I don’t think I could handle being plural, I’m too distractable to track more than one of me.

Idk, feeling frustrated and angry kind of at a low lying existential level about the usual stuff (poverty, creeping media assisted fascism, antisemitism, how my weird ass kinks likely don’t align with anyone’s wants, wanting to fence again see “poverty”)

@frost but the good news is that since you’re the dog you can fuss as much as you want AND still cut your nails without risking nicking yourself

Guess who decided on not enough sleep and bad CPTSD crap to try #drawing an entire game’s worth of NPCs to try figuring out their personalities? Here’s as far as I got. #wip

you know, I was gonna make a wiseass comment about people smoking like a foundry in Pittsburgh during films noir, but I can't come up with anything that good, so you get a link to Miklos Rosza's score for Double Indemnity because it's a great score (also it's a good movie!)

https://youtu.be/Cbf44knA1vY?si=gnYXo_URQJFrhgLw