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based on Bilbo and Frodo, we can safely assume that -o suffix names characterize the Bagginses, and therefore “Sappho, Harpo and Pongo Baggins” are all appropriate names for self insert fan characters

I hate feeling like Queer nerdy leftist space is just another hegemony I'm required to conform to.

GMing is facilitating. I'm not telling my story, it's about a story in which other people get to be awesome. Since "my life is a story in which someone else is awesome" is a lot of my baggage, it definitely has to contribute to how quickly I burn out on running when I run, and definitely is part of burning out on games I've been in.

gonna say this openly; once you start sticking either an Israeli or Palestinian flag next to your name that indicates to me that you see this as a strictly dualistic conflict where one side are only saints and the other are only horrible murderers, and I will BLOCK your warmonger ass.

for he wears long hair and his feet is bare
they say he's mad as an old March hare
with a twinkle in his eye they will pass them by

well I'm goin' up to SEE that old man in the mountain
ai yi yi yi

look, I'm never going to afford one of those flights high into the atmosphere to counter gravity, so I have to settle for 1) an edible 2) making really silly looking "floating" movements in my chair 3) while playing The Blue Danube Waltz

@ziphi on the same Doctor Demento tape as King Tut, Cocktails for Two, The Homecoming Queen's Got A Gun, Fish Heads, etc

then I thought, what if storing things in memory space is like lining up the notches in a series of notched disks, where not all disks are notched in the same place but are a mnemonic

then I realized that's a Babbage engine isn't it?

THEN I realized this sounds like Terrence McKenna

*dance music*

star trekkin' across the universe
on the starship enterprise under captain kirk
star trekkin' across the universe
always goin' forwards cause we can't find reverse

youtu.be/fBmD7zxpuME?si=6bSAbz

not that I haven't said this before, especially not while stoned, but honestly I really seem still to be caught up in "anticipating when the next disaster is going to take place and coming up with some way I could be to blame for it" and this is really not doing me any favors.

this is not even actually a kink thing, like it is for a friend.

theoretically spherical (theospherical)

earth below us drifting falling
floating weightless
coming home

@topaz @frost hypertheoretically (or hypotheoretically) frictionless for the purposes of making the equation work

I hadn't PLANNED to celebrate National Coyote Day by accidentally getting far more stoned than originally planned, I really hadn't

ROUND THING

when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist and a round thing in your face you get
ROUND THING
YOU MAKE MY HEART SING
YOU MAKE EVERYTHING GROOVY
ROUND THING YOU KNOW YOU MOVE ME

father the sleeper has awakened

* power guitar chords *

* more powerful guitar chords *

* holy crap you've just summarized most pop music of the 80s in a mere few chords *

so you run and you run to catch up to the sun but its sinking

and racing around to come up behind you again

the sun is the same in a relative way

but you're older, and shorter of breath, and one day closer to death

I shall diminish, and go into the west, and be no more Galadriel.

ok if this isn't normally the best Bowie track it sure is right NOW

we interrupt being very gay to Cheb Khaled's music for being melancholy to Gordon Lightfoot or at least the only one of his songs I know

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