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my 1200 phone screen never called, so of course I called the company, found out they were in a meeting, left message (with someone with a very heavy accent - surely the entire company isn't entirely Romanians?) and will keep the phone line open for a bit

I wish I had a fursuit! I wish I had a future! I wish I were a cute girl! I wish I belonged to a more accepted minority group! I wish I had enough money to take the Coast Starlight as part of a vacation! I wish I'd used the last of the potatoes in these mashed potatoes!

okay so is it;

Skeletor is Taskmaster but at Pride

or is it;

Taskmaster is Skeletor cosplaying as Cable

it's a real pity the Wachowski Sisters never used the Yoshida Brothers for the soundtrack to any of the Matrix movies

okay, I've given up trying to go off on leavened bread - this wasn't going to last but I was hoping to make it to the weekend. holy shit this is a REALLY GOOD CROISSANT.

@ziphi an isopod-sona would be really cute! I've been vaguely thinking about what might be good as a different fursona, lately.

a little early for 426 Day but; remembering the first time I saw Alien and Aliens in this really NICE theater room on the other side of East Quad

except to get back to my dorm room I had to go through the basement which was this maze of narrow corridors with exposed pipes and old washing machines. Years later they apparently made the place look less like where you could get pulled into the ceiling by a hungry xenomorph, but I definitely was ready to PUNCH something all the way back to my room.

Wolverine! Grew up in the wilds of CANADA fighting deadly Canada geese and vicious Timbits before the EVIL GOVERNMENT took his memories and made him even more indestructible! Marvel's biggest badass, it's not like other X-Men grew up in a concentration camp or anything like that!

* finishes watching drawing video at 1.5x speed*

* clicks on "Johnnie Cope" for morale and gets incredibly weaponized bagpipes *

misophonia is when you have an irrational strong hate for soybean paste

I'm at this weird point where I can intellectually accept that who and what I am is actually okay, but I still don't believe it emotionally.

re: more other-job-types wondering 

@frost @wolfe I think worth a try anyway. That way they know you might have limited mobility (so they'd probably put you in one place for a lot of time, and unfortunately that's probably register).

re: more other-job-types wondering 

@frost but like if you could survive on that money I'd do it again in a heartbeat. Like even though some customers are terrible I still feel like I'm doing something, even if small, for people, rather than just oh hey I help x huge organization make money.

re: more other-job-types wondering 

@frost It's pretty okay. The grossest part is if you're working an espresso machine, it's easy to spill grounds on your hand while cleaning the filter which is kinda oorgh. And I mean the typical food service stuff like having to clean bathrooms etc. Honestly the worst part is it's still food service, so it does get busy and doesn't pay that well.

Danny Elfman's Best Movie Scores? oooh, let's take a look, let's see

Dark Christmas
Dark Circus
Edward Bathands Returns
Headless Alice
Spidey's Big Top Adventure

King Louie singing to Mowgli about how he wants to be a man, man-cub, and stroll right into town cause he's sick of monkeying around

hits different when you've actually READ Jungle Book and Mowgli literally cannot shut up about his species dysphoria

it's THE MUPPET SHOW with our special guest, HATTORI HANZO!

wait, you're saying nobody can find him? uh...

to introduce our guest star is what I'm here to do
so it really gives me pleasure to introduce to you

ladies and gentlemen, MISTER ILYA REPIN!

oh yeah, listening to Meatloaf sing about his 8th Generation Brujsferatu with four dots in Auspex

he would do ANYTHING for love, except broker information to the Sabbat in return for untraceable assassinations. Of COURSE he won't do that!

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