Rain Dog @Leucrotta@awoo.space

"groundbreaking military invention turns men into beasts" oh, it's just some sort of tacticool ab exerciser, not actually TF serum which'd give me big fangs, drool strings, and an enormous tonker. well where's the fun in that?

Just one #drawing today.

#subpost "oh, I guess we need to defend Canada from Skrulls coming over to your hoose to steal all the Timbits or something. So instead of spending our budget on Leopard IIs or something we'll just FIND some hoser and outfit 'em with an adamantium skeleton, that'll fix things right up eh?"

@arakin It's an 80s fantasy movie, which means there's some completely brilliant, gorgeous, sad stuff in there when it isn't cheesier than a visit to the Tillamook Cheddar factory,. The James Horner soundtrack is a little like if Star Trek II were instead about Sulu swashbuckling.

#subpost the wild thing is my last D&D character WAS nonbinary, completely accidentally. Started with the stereotype of bald svirfneblin, then I found out they can be sexist so an AFAB would be adventurer wants a binder and their head shaved. They were okay reading as female to non-gnomes though.

Oh YEAH! It’s the part of the Krull soundtrack where Willow and Mad Martigan steal the USS Enterprise to travel to the Genesis Planet! But uh-oh, here come the Wolfen! Or possibly the Teutonic Knights from Alexander Nevsky, AGAIN.

Making this song the soggiest dirge like R&B did not really improve it from being vacant lowest common denominator 80s top 40s.

Abbott and Costello Meet Ebirah

Abbott and Costello Meet the Feebles

Shaft Begins

Shaft and the Dial of Destiny

I, Shaft

Shaft Messiah

Children of Shaft (the Herbert novel, not the Tolkien)

God-Emperor Shaft

Shaft's Silver Chair

The Horse and His Shaft

Shaft vs. Predator

Shaft Resurrection

Shaft Reloaded

Foundation and Shaft

Shaft, Dragonlady of Pern

winnie the pu-erh, bear with an incredible fondness for smoky, very caffeinated tea

Give you an idea of how bad this has all felt I’m headed straight home. Not stopping in the comics shop, bookstore or the used bookstore which has bookstore cats. I want to get the hell out of here worse than I want to pet cats.

Waiting for rescheduled drug test place to reopen after lunch. Hungry but at that headspace where I want to finish what the adults want before I can relax (yes I know, childhood abuse survivor “tell”).

I am attempting to go through customer service, as SHOULD be procedure when the website DOESN'T FUCKING WORK, to swap out this thing which is a violation of personal boundaries for someone else's convenience in the first place, so right now I would like to punch something or better yet just reschedule the goddamn drug test, go piss for it, and not have to worry about it again.

fucking goddamn useless Nazi pieces of shit. I just want to do your required drug test - never my convenience, always yours - and have my boundaries overstepped. I am TRYING TO COMPLY WITH YOUR ORDER.

apparently today's being a needs slow boot up/everything joyous and good from a few days ago feels like months in the past sort of morning.

@frost they're STILL making noise

@frost I mean, maybe it worked as a threat? I'm just hypervigilent is all, right now.

oh boy. Someone outside (or elsewhere in the apartment complex?) was yelling so my next door neighbor yelled at them, too about how he was gonna call the police etc. Needless to say this is nervewracking.

Suddenly the rain picked up from Ghost in the Shell to The Seven Samurai.

so you run and you run to catch up to the sun, but it's sinking
and racing around to come up behind you again
the sun is the same, in a relative way, but you're older;
and shorter of breath,
and one day closer to death.

ev'ry year is getting shorter,
never seem to find the time.
plans that either come to naught or half a page of scribbled lines,
hanging on in quiet desperation is The English Way,
the time is gone,
the song is over,
I thought I'd so much more to say.

Home, home again.
I like to be here when I can.
When I come home cold and tired,
it's good to warm my bones beside the fire.

Far away, across the fields,
the tolling of the iron bells
calls the faithful to their knees
to hear the softly-spoken magic spells.