Rain Dog @Leucrotta@awoo.space

Give people what they want

So; a Dungeons and Dragons movie where all the player characters are kobolds

@frost *yarrs at you and races around in enthusiastic circles *

You know. A Weird Al muppet movie where Weird Al is the only character *nominally* not a muppet makes sense and would look great.

#drawings today were apparently wizards behaving badly.

@erin_kitsune @MythicWolf 💚​💚​💚​

* at the appropriate part of the John Williams soundtrack, throwing up the horns, headbanging and chanting GONK DROID! GONK DROID! *

@LexYeen no matter who you are, or what you do, someone else has decided you’re one of THOSE evil people and will gladly just cut loose around you (see also; someone else will gladly cut loose about your friends around you).

Despite having food in the house, having spent money on lunch out today (new gig still doesn’t have a fridge/microwave, which is ouchy), and actively enjoying cooking, the urge to get fish n chips or big diner breakfast is pretty up there right now.

The game of “Ants in Your France” (originally “Formis en Votre France”).

@CoyoteTraveller gross. I’m sorry, coyote.

accompanying Tom Waits' "Fish in the Jailhouse" by playing the half-full mug of iced tea

#drawings today!

@werecupine to be fair, it doesn't actually MAKE tea

and now! BIDEN VS TRUMP ON CLIMATE CHANGE!

BIDEN

* created over 10.7 million green jobs
* has pledged that the country will run on 80% green energy by 2026
* 75% of environmental advisors are BIPOC women
* personally cleared up my bromhidrosis

TRUMP

* oh sweet goddess we're doomed, we're so doomed

The Seven Samurai, or “A couple of relative noobs plus four guys who actually know what the fuck they’re doing, but it’s basically Kiyuchiyo’s movie.” #subpost

@ziphi the world's most useless mutant power - the ability for crows to communicate using the power of the mind instead of just yelling loudly.

TEST YOUR MIGHT

TEST YOUR MIGHT

SIU MAI. GYOZA. GNOCCHI. MOMO. SAMBUSA. FIGHT!

EXCELLENT!

Ad: "Downy makes laundry time fresher and better. We breathe life into your laundry."

Me: Fortunately, by erasing the aleph such that the word on your clothes is MET rather than EMET you can return your laundry to its usual inert state.

@electrickeet see in order to successfully match Xavier's ability to draw on the power of Male Pattern Baldness, Magneto had to construct his own artificial smooth scalp.

@electrickeet the glorious sound of about 20 or something of the world's strongest MUTANTS clacking their SKULLS together