Rain Dog @Leucrotta@awoo.space

"At this point, Ahab meets a captain who carries similar physical scars but no emotional ones. Boooring! How about; a pod of bowhead whales jostles the Pequod! Ishmael's flung from the crow's nest, but Tashtego leaps from yardarm to yardarm as the ship sways, carrying him to safety!"

Adding; the Peter Jackson/Peter Chung crossover

"Long, spindly arms and legs brace his spidery landing! At this point Ahab - recognizable by his massive pecs and the huge A on his stovepipe hat - comes on deck..."

have you ever considered that Peter Jackson would be the ideal director for Moby Dick, because it's a theoretically straightforwards story with a huge monster, which is ridiculously long and huge chunks of it are random gunk which doesn't further the plot but Melville thought it was cool

from doughnuts to fursuits, the world is full of things I want to buy and really, really shouldn't, even if I can afford 'em.

oh YEAH John William's stirring "March of the Thyreophorans"

I see we're having another small-children-yelling/I'd-be-completely-unfit-for-parenthood evening tonight

Give people what they want

So; a Dungeons and Dragons movie where all the player characters are kobolds

@frost *yarrs at you and races around in enthusiastic circles *

You know. A Weird Al muppet movie where Weird Al is the only character *nominally* not a muppet makes sense and would look great.

#drawings today were apparently wizards behaving badly.

@erin_kitsune @MythicWolf 💚​💚​💚​

* at the appropriate part of the John Williams soundtrack, throwing up the horns, headbanging and chanting GONK DROID! GONK DROID! *

@LexYeen no matter who you are, or what you do, someone else has decided you’re one of THOSE evil people and will gladly just cut loose around you (see also; someone else will gladly cut loose about your friends around you).

Despite having food in the house, having spent money on lunch out today (new gig still doesn’t have a fridge/microwave, which is ouchy), and actively enjoying cooking, the urge to get fish n chips or big diner breakfast is pretty up there right now.

The game of “Ants in Your France” (originally “Formis en Votre France”).

@CoyoteTraveller gross. I’m sorry, coyote.

accompanying Tom Waits' "Fish in the Jailhouse" by playing the half-full mug of iced tea

#drawings today!

@werecupine to be fair, it doesn't actually MAKE tea

and now! BIDEN VS TRUMP ON CLIMATE CHANGE!

BIDEN

* created over 10.7 million green jobs
* has pledged that the country will run on 80% green energy by 2026
* 75% of environmental advisors are BIPOC women
* personally cleared up my bromhidrosis

TRUMP

* oh sweet goddess we're doomed, we're so doomed

The Seven Samurai, or “A couple of relative noobs plus four guys who actually know what the fuck they’re doing, but it’s basically Kiyuchiyo’s movie.” #subpost