Rain Dog @Leucrotta@awoo.space

damn, I really could use a cigarette

you ASSHOLES

you fucktastic Scheiss fuer Gehirnen

you absolute human shit, I grew up in your goddamn southeast fundie crap for 18 fucking years of my fucking life and it was crap, it wasn't some paradise

I'm sick of my planet being destroyed because you guys hate Black people or whatever the fuck

we COULD HAVE BEEN AN OKAY COUNTRY but you SHITS decided no it's way better that we be some repressive fucking Christian Klan masturbatory fantasy

fuck all y'all!

gyatei gyatei haragyatei harasogyatei boji sowaka

today's "phrases you can sing in place of My Sharona in the song My Sharona;"

* toaster pastries

* Leonard Nimoy

* Henry Rollins

puttin' on the Korngold soundtrack for "Robin Hood," and cheering SOFT FOCUS SOFT FOCUS at the appropriate point

naw just kiddin'

but fencing during the appropriate points? Not kidding. And I'm gonna stop before my downstairs neighbors yell at me.

@paulgatling oh hello Athena! 💙​💙​💙​

oh yeah guess what time it is

https://youtu.be/cKkDMiGUbUw?si=Ot5yGjXgn4JNTwlB

@LilahTovMoon I'm a Jew with a dual citizenship. I'm starting to think about moving to a country notorious for conservative mismanagement and currently IN A WAR, or a country notorious for conservative mismanagement with winters harsher than anything I imagine here.

unrelated to uh

this marinated zucchini I threw together Friday for Saturday's Samhain-like thing? Came out AWESOME.

@frost i do NOT need BARTgasm right now

Have you ever thought about what you could eat if you had Wolverine’s healing factor? You could drink a chorizo-potatoes-and-egg milkshake. You could mix ghost pepper into cream cheese and spread it on figs. You could make a literal everything bagel by putting everything in the fridge on a bagel. You could have all this right before bedtime.

#subpost I accept by now there’s a standard assumption that only one bad thing ever happened to Jews, in only one place, and since 1945 things have been just GREAT for us, because we’re all as white as Charles III. But from how you talk you’ve never actually met a Black person have you?

Some of us were BORN into our lives, our right to exist let alone be connected to our ancestors and their cultures, being politicized. It’d be a REAL nice gesture if you remembered that.

yeah actually let's not listen to "UR so Fucked" that's kinda the diametric opposite of the vibe I'm going for

*skips to The Rat and bounces up and down like Devo, wooo*

the good news is that if I liked these tracks while sober there's now, like, 8 more hours of them in the first 30 minutes ALONE

this is actually the first time I've tried to listen to Army of Mushrooms while stoned

also man there's something IMMENSELY comforting about wearing a unicorn onesie. If the diaper thing weren't such a squick I'd probably deffo go for the babyfur thing.

Operation Try to Calm the Fuck Down, Brain has commenced with half an edible and The Shins' "New Slang." And putting on my kigurumi.

It might even be kicking in already, given the thought about the music video for Gigi D'Agostino's "The Riddle" being "whoa, the guy's mitochondria are talking"

"I don't GEEET it, why would sandpeople wanna slaughter Jawas?"
"They did not. But we were meant to think they did."
"These are the same Jawas who sold us Artoo and Threepio."
"These bantha tracks are side by side. Sandpeople always ride single file to hide their numbers. And these blaster marks, too accurate for Sandpeople, only IMPERIAL STORMTROOPERS are that precise."
"If they tracked them here they must've tracked them... hooome!"
"Wait Luke it's far too dange... oh BUGGER."

#MovieQuotes

Lord Vader, we count 30 ships but they're so small they're evading our...

*headbangs, throws up the horns*

TURBOLASERS!

self care includes frantically revolving in your office chair while playing "Ben's Death and TIE Fighter Attack" and making NYAOOOH DAKKA DAKKA noises

"I hope that old man knocked that tractor beam outta commission or this'll be a real short trip, punch it Chewie!"
"GRAAAAAAAA"

#MovieQuotes

Saturday I went to Dash Point state park after an errand and the rain meant a batch of mushrooms