Rain Dog @Leucrotta@awoo.space

HOT TAKE Wolves are just coyotes on steroids, fennec foxes are coyotes on pixie stix and multiple espressos

IT'S LIKE ONE BIG INBRED FUCK-FEST (sies!)
NO I DO NOT WANT TO STOP, COLLABORATE OR LISTEN!

#drawings yesterday

Oof. It’s not so much “The customer is always right,” but more “The customer doesn’t necessarily realize they’re wrong.”

Sadly it’s real easy to interpret this as “customer is a presumptive asswipe” from the perspective of “not especially wanting to be here in the first place.”

@kistaro Fouglas Dairbanks Jr.

Honestly Gwar writing a song about a magical dimension-crossing toilet is a little like Six String Samurai and Werewolf the Apocalypse as media which play pretty directly to me.

BY THE WAY if you need a coyote to check your work for latrans cultural sensitivity, I work REAL cheap.

Looks great!

“Many apologies, Poirot was, how you say it? Faire un decharge enorme. ‘Aving a pou. Pinching a baguette.”

#ReusedJoke

“Ah, I see. Poirot ‘as once again rolled a two, and cannot within zis round reach the Billiard Room, despite his strong suspicion that there, upon that fateful night, Miss Magenta used the lead pipe to dispatch her victim.”

oh WOW

okay so it's 1920 and someone decides the new Purley Way in Croydon will need metal for structural support. Britain's just come into a huge number of Stahlhelme as Germany's largely disarmed in a big hurry...

SO THOUSANDS OF GERMAN HELMETS GET USED IN THE ROAD SOMEHOW.

This is SO 40K.

#drawing tonight, posted in hopes it’s something fun to look at for anyone stuck with family obligations.

Anyway, y’all probably want to see drawings more than you want to hear me wallow in anger or passive suicidality, so here’s a #drawing from last night

and I mean I don't have the right to enjoy anything related to "Dune"

but if we go that route, I have no right to live in Seattle, and have no right to continue my existence, etc, and that's the sorta thing which got me to where an edible is a good idea, so let's just listen to the Toto soundtrack.

https://youtu.be/7-Y3BPu2W64?si=Wuauim6BsnX6mpxi

https://youtu.be/rZ4ZlCCPW8w?si=OBALEXvrxalstyxY

https://youtu.be/BXqblYbUAeI?si=YIM2ZxLLcyev9EKk

@ciubix8513 you say this as a joke, but you should've seen the last warehouse I worked at. Towards the end they had *me* using the forklift to move cylinders and that was one of the safer things they did.

bad night on sleep tho

Having another "I really, really wish I had the resources (time as well as money) for talk therapy" moments

I mean in an ideal world I could access talk therapy, some sort of regular martial arts practice, more social interactions IRL, and so on.

anyway, I was in a shit mood and weirdly putting on the Conan the Barbarian soundtrack and throwing some color onto a #drawing helped.