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coyote sing along hour, all caps 

THE NATIONAL SECURITY
CONCEPT OF COERCION!
DON'T LOOK AT ME! DON'T TALK TO ME!
I KNOW IT'S AN ILLUSION, I CAN'T SEE THROUGH IT!

What can you see inside of me what can you see inside of me
hands in the air! Assume the position!
What can you see inside of me what can you see inside of me
Everyone make their best dead faces!

Normally I try to post the next day in case there’s mistakes I spot in time to correct, but tonight I’m angry enough to want to offer something actually positive asap

uspol adjacent, class warfare rant 

STILL ANGRY. Like all rich people they assume everything's infinite. An infinite supply of natural resources now matter how much we destroy them, infinite consumers no matter how strapped for cash, infinite employees, infinite investors, infinite judges, police and media to protect them, a USA which will continue as a great source of money with everyone nigh-bankrupt, dying from lack of health care, from police, hate crimes and whatever severe weather or epidemic we won't have a mechanism of protection against. Why would they ever think it could affect THEM and THEIR profits?

tired: calling them Burger King hash browns

wired: calling them breakfast shuriken

inspired: kiai like Bruce Lee while flinging them to hit your targets with a wet SPLUT

I wasn't the most patriotic dude ever but I definitely liked the United States a lot more than whatever the fuck THIS is.

from Friday, a Schwerer Panzergänger during Kaiserchlacht in 1918.

I'm awake, and even though I probably want to sleep more, I slept great once I did. Hopefully this hasn't/won't accumulate enough to make commuting impossible.

@ziphi so is Montalban himself some sort of really suave jaguar anthro or what?

My first action as President will be to create an Office of Youth Government Elligibility, Variation And Local Transactions, or OYGEVALT. This will accomplish exactly nothing other than sounding big and convincing existing agencies that they’re being watched.

@amaranthh It's spicy but not hugely so, and has a hint of vinegar and sweetness. It's also fairly thick, which makes it a better base for sauces than a lot of hot sauce.

spotted recently online;

younger or non-English speakers being baffled by the lyrics "Comet! It makes your mouth turn green... Comet! It makes you vomit/So try some comet and vomit today" and assuming, given the "Colonel Bogey March" as context, it was some sort of military thing - possibly the A34, late war upgunned Cromwell.

An Indiana Jones Prequel Movie, but it’s just Sarmatian cavalry expanding a fort on what used to be a northern English village, then there are some more civilian houses and a public bath and eventually someone builds a mithraeum

yes I know my enemy
they're the teachers who taught me to fight me
compromise
conformity
assimilation
submission
ignorance
hypocrisy
brutality
the elite

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