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thinking about the Yautja Antiques Redistribution system again where if you can't successfully *hunt* humans, you hand them whatever random old Terran shit you've got stashed on your ship, then go cloaked and watch them go nuts trying to figure it out.

"they gave me an actual Masamune forged *tachi*."
"that's great, can you explain why they gave me why they handed me a longboard and a poster for a May 1967 Jefferson Airplane concert in Monterey?"

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and at the end after Judy defeats the alien who'd been hunting and decapitating Zootopia's direst offenders, a pair of similar aliens hand her a cell-shaded longsword then leave. So she's very confused.

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looking forwards to ZOOTOPIA VS PREDATOR

hey, what’s Batman’s favorite fruit?

Nanananananannas

Okay yes I know bananas are technically a berry.

Photos, naked but nothing showing 

So this pretty dress I want to wear at a party later shows off legs and a little cleavage, and I figured I should shave for the occasion (this, I’m not good at). And as always when I shave my body hair I realize it’s some sort of space age ultra tough durable material.

There's some people I run into on social media whose personalities seem to be entirely that they're very Gay 20 somethings having very Gay sex, and rather than this being a diss on it, I kinda wish *my* personality was apparently entirely being a very Gay 20 something having very Gay sex.

me: Sabotage is a brilliant commentary on wanting to puncture the official whitewashed narrative about Reagan's regime with sheer rage

Adam Horowitz: we're making fun how we're hoity toity artistes resentful of our producer trying to "sabotage" us by making us actually put out an album f'once.

@ziphi THIS FOX HAS GOT TO GO DECLARED HER ENEMIES
BUT THE LADIES SAID DON'T YOU TRY TO DO IT PLEASE

the end of The Matrix where Neo steps out of the phone booth, dons his sunglasses, and takes off into the skies high above NYC, trenchcoat trailing like a superhero's cape, as "Paul Revere" blasts on the soundtrack

@ziphi I said do you speaka my language
he just smiled and gave me a Vegemite™️​sandwich

DEAD I am the sky watching angels cry
while they slowly burn conquering the Wyrm
HUGGIN' AND A KISSIN' DANCIN' AND A LOVIN'

* listens to a batch of Britney Spears, which as expected is catchy and fun *

* puts on Toxic and discovers horrifyingly enough that I can no longer hear the song without adding in Love Shack and Dragula *

“Oops I Did It Again,” Britney Spears’ famous song about how she’s responsible for all-Crunchberry boxes of Captain Crunch.

but in June because it's Pride Month he's FABULOUS Bile

Ii clan samurai 🤝 British Paras
the “Red Devils”

one two three fo
spider man spider man
does whatever a spider can
started out really young
oxygenates blood with his book lungs
look out here comes the spider man

spider man spider man
does whatever a spider can
trichobothria sense vibrations
he's PROBABLY never et his relations
look out here comes the spider man

@eredien the whole process is just utterly miserable even when we're not in what's really obviously a recession

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