thinking about the Yautja Antiques Redistribution system again where if you can't successfully *hunt* humans, you hand them whatever random old Terran shit you've got stashed on your ship, then go cloaked and watch them go nuts trying to figure it out.
"they gave me an actual Masamune forged *tachi*."
"that's great, can you explain why they gave me why they handed me a longboard and a poster for a May 1967 Jefferson Airplane concert in Monterey?"
and at the end after Judy defeats the alien who'd been hunting and decapitating Zootopia's direst offenders, a pair of similar aliens hand her a cell-shaded longsword then leave. So she's very confused.
#subpost hey, what’s Batman’s favorite fruit?
Nanananananannas
Okay yes I know bananas are technically a berry.
Photos, naked but nothing showing
So this pretty dress I want to wear at a party later shows off legs and a little cleavage, and I figured I should shave for the occasion (this, I’m not good at). And as always when I shave my body hair I realize it’s some sort of space age ultra tough durable material.
@ziphi THIS FOX HAS GOT TO GO DECLARED HER ENEMIES
BUT THE LADIES SAID DON'T YOU TRY TO DO IT PLEASE
@ziphi I said do you speaka my language
he just smiled and gave me a Vegemite™️sandwich
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spider man spider man
does whatever a spider can
started out really young
oxygenates blood with his book lungs
look out here comes the spider man
spider man spider man
does whatever a spider can
trichobothria sense vibrations
he's PROBABLY never et his relations
look out here comes the spider man
@eredien the whole process is just utterly miserable even when we're not in what's really obviously a recession
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