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@werecupine see kid me parsed it as “Smooth Operetta” and I still have no idea what that is.

PUNCHIN’ the CORPOREAL UNDEAD! Right in the SKULL, WHAM!

John “Ramblin’ Rasslin’”Tolkien enters the ring bellowing DET VAR GOD CYNING

He’s an Oxford dean and he’s here to take YOU to school!

BANZIFLOR ET HELENA
BANZIFLOR ET HELENA
VENUS VENUS GENEROSA
Uhhh.
*looks around*

MAHNA MAHNA

@anthracite it’s just a jump to the left, and then a step to the riiiiiiiiiight

@electrickeet @xinjinmeng oh hey that’s the Yes album that makes me want to get baked and watch third Doctor episodes right?

@ziphi You know that's exactly where she took the name from, right?

alternatively Against the Giants would be Against Me! opening for They Might be Giants, which you have to admit would be ridiculously awesome

the Against the Giants series of modules, which isn't the same as They Might be Giants, an adventure for 2 accordion players of levels 10-12

“The blowjob brothers” thank you, it’s actually “the Knightly Order of Exaulted Fellatio.” MONTJOIE!

Confusing “kayfabe” with “Mary Kay” and consequently with “Mary Sue.”

@Tuftears No, I'm honestly mostly worried about getting interesting silhouettes.

don't just open that blister pack of old pewter minis from 1988, use your hobby knife to cut a small opening and let the air slowly circulate, lest inhaling it send you into retro gaming coma in which you insist And Justice for All was the best album ever and want to get more Adeptus Titanicus minis

fiending for Snarfquest and wanting to know whatever happened to Raistlin anyway

oh also And Justice for All is still one of the best albums ever.

politics in general 

related; I think the horseshoe theory of politics is specious bullshit. People are people regardless of political ideology and some of them WILL try to coerce moving in lockstep; centrists, with "clearly we're the rational ones, and you'd be a dangerous idiot to think differently" are no exception.

Although I do suspect that further left and right both feel there's strength in emotional appeal - that at the end of the day, it's better to be someone whose convictions have an emotional resonance beyond high-handed personal intellectual superiority, especially when there's something "real" at stake from self-congradulatory compromise.

two thumpers are planted

the worm may not rise for the first, he will rise for the second. do not get too close, the sand will engulf you

when he first approaches you must be utterly still and place the hook firmly under a ring segment. the worm will turn away from the abrasive sand and will take you with it to the top

... not stoned, just felt like watching that part of the movie and quoting it.

new slang when you notice the stripes
dirt in your fries
hope it's right when you die, old and bony
dawn breaks like a bull through the hall
never should have called
but my head's to the wall and I'm lonely

and if you took to me now like a
gull takes to the wind
well I'da jumped from my trees
and I'd have danced like the Queen of the Assholes
and the rest of our lives would've fared well

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