Rain Dog @Leucrotta@awoo.space

okay, I actually filled out last week's timecard (my excuse for hopping online) and need to get off my ass and go draw.

Oh no if they inject a drop of pure coaxium into the fusion reactor they can escape from the gravity well and jump to hyperspace ! I’m detecting a trend in movies I think are awesome.

Speed, you’ve switched off your targeting computer, are you all right?

Ninjutsu doesn’t work unless you declare “ohhh, shinobi! Warrior of the night !” first!

WHOA YOU MOVE LIKE THEY DO #SpeedRacer

Oh shit, it’s ELON GATES-BEZOS! Working with him couldn’t be a bad idea! #Speed Racer

Everything’s orange! OH NO SATURATED ORANGE WIRLD #speedracer

Oh no I live tweeted Star Wars friom the theatre, and I gave McNuggets and a pie to my friend and now he’s fat and I’m a terrible person, and I’m sorry.

“Unconvincing Prosthetic Head” is totally my favorite Indy group.

They’re running around with a prosthetic head, that’s what! And not even a GOOD prosthetic head, it’s like a probot Head with a pompadour wig!

But oh shit! Just as our heroes have escaped all the bad stuff in existence ever using their own ship, and the Harrison Ford character is flying to Canada, here comes Thanos!

Nobody writes stories with Darth Maul’s legs. Who knows what they’re plotting?

Oh shit the blonde Replicant is stalking the Harrison Ford character!

That alien dude’s fluffy, soft sideburns. Ooooooh!

John deLorean armor! #OldJoke

SUDDENLY EVERYTHING IS SEPIA

WELCOME TO BROWNWORLD

Remember if you’re a freedom fighter that makes you the good guys, no matter what you actually do!

Yeah I know freedom is vital, but for organics only, never droids.yeah FUCK OFF M8!

Suddenly there’s more than one Black person in the SW verse at once! THERE ARE EVEN BLACK WOMEN IN STAR WARS WHOAAAA #BestStarWarsEver

Shit it’s the Genesis Effect! I NEVER TOOK THE KOBAYASHI MARU TEST AND NOW ALL THESE MEMORIES WILL BE LOST LIKE TEARS IN. THE RAIN