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villain movie quotes, really sequipedalian edition 

"I promised you nothing. Perhaps the Ark eludes us still in some secluded antechamber?"

"Perhaps the GIRL could tell us somezing."

"My feelings exactly. She was in possession of the original piece for years, she might know much if properly motivated."

"She knows nothing!"

"I am surprised to find you skveamish, zat is not your reputation. But it needn't concern you; I have the perfect man for this sort of work."

hot take; the best part of Raiders of the Lost Ark is when he sneaks into the German dig, to the Map Room and uses the Eye of Ra to pinpoint the exact location of the Well of Souls.

movie paraphrase, all caps 

CAIRO CITY OF THE LIVING! A PARADISE ON EARTH!

I knew the Germans would hire you, Sallah. You're the loudest, beardiest bear daddy in all Egypt.

MY SERVICES ARE ENTIRELY INCONSEQUENTIAL! THEY HIRE ONLY STRONG BACKS AND PAY PENNIES FOR THEM! IT'S AS THOUGH THE PHARAOHS HAD RETURNED!

movie quotes from memory 

"Oh, almost certainly... KOFF KOFF. Your fire, it is dying. Vhy don't you tell us vhere it is and be reasonable?"
"Listen, Herr Mac. I don't know who you are, or what kind of people you're used to dealing with, but nobody tells me what to do in my place."

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movie quotes from memory 

"Good evening... heh heh... Fraulein."
"The bar's closed."
"Ve... heh heh... are not thirsty."
"Whatta you want?"
"The same thing your friend Docktor Jones vanted. Surely he told you there vould be other interested parties?"
"Musta slipped his mind."
"The man is... heh heh... nefarious. I hope for your sake he has not yet ackvired it."
"Why. Are you willing to pay more?"

"what's THAT?"
"I dunno, fire. Power of God or somethin' like that."
"Good God."
"Yes, that's just what the Hebrews thought."
"I'm beginning to understand Hitler's interest in this thing."
"Oh yes. An army which carries the Ark before it... is invincible."

"there's a BIG SNAKE in the plane, Doc!"
"Oh, that's just mah pet snake Reggie!"
"I HATE snakes, Doc! I hate 'em!"
"C'mon, show a little backbone, will'ya?"

scanning, listening to the Raiders of the Lost Ark soundtrack, I feel really out of spoons.

Just a little more touch up work on this customer’s pencils, and scanning and I can call it a day and maybe go see Hell Creek World Fallen Kingdom.

“The Penitent Man. The Penitent Man is humble before G-d. The Penitent Man makes a Perception check before G-d. The Penitent Man makes Perception checks and Dex saves before G-d.”

“The Grail has been hidden for almost 2000 years and in that time, the Brotherhood of the Vaguely Racist Stereotype has sworn to go anywhere, to do anything, to protect it.”

Let’s see there’s Shichiroji, Heihachi, Kikuchiyo, Fili, Kili, Bifur, Bombur, Nori, Ori, Oin, and Thorin Oakenshield.

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coyote sing along hour, song currently playing, movie quotes 

BLUE MOON YOU SAW ME STANDING ALONE
nnngh burning up!
WITHOUT A DREAM IN MY HEART
rrrgh... grrrr...
WITHOUT A LOVE OF MY OWN
somebody, help me!

did a batch of seriously heavy duty journalling about stuff I ran into this week. bleah.

shitpost, trans related, lewd? 

NEOVAGINA IS ABOUT TO EXPLODE

AKIRA

Here's that mouse! :D 'Monarch Puppies', mixed media (mostly colored pencil and watercolor) on hotpress watercolor paper, 5x7"

Prints n' such: etsy.com/shop/ThierolfIllustra twitter.com/Sherowkey/status/1

Trying to crack on PTSD workbook again. This is by definition not easy, and I get distracted by trying to figure out drawing hands. This entire day has been spent trying to figure out drawing hands, on and off.

WWII materiel blather 

Okay SO the M4 had thinner armor and an 75 mm main gun, so it was a death trap when facing big heavy Tiger/Panther tanks

which had road wheels you couldn't fix in the field, which meant most German armor fielded late in the war was the StuG III, slightly slower, slightly better armored than an M4, but the gun's comparable and fixed forwards.

So after initial terrible losses at Coen etc the number of Tigers/Panthers dwindle leaving the Allies with a very slight advantage.

EMBARRASSING ADMISSION I can only actually *name* three of the seven samurai in that film from memory, apparently due to naming them repeated times as part of the story (similarly remember three of of the peasants' names).

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