Rain Dog @Leucrotta@awoo.space

I feel bad about the same stuff that’s been haunting me for a week.

oh wow @anthracite

remember how back at the beginning of July I went to the Pike Place with @green and they were kinda weirded out by Incredibly Buff Anpu? And I was too whatever to get a photo?

https://twitter.com/dymphna_saith/status/1025760847048716289

WHY DOES ANPU HAVE A SKULL ANKH?
WHY DOES ANPU HAVE AN ASET BELT BUCKLE?
WHY DOES ANPU WEAR A MOGEN DAVID?

The diet my parents chose for me was a mix of being poor, what THEY liked, and doing the right thing by Being Healthy. Childhood featured a lot of tuna salad, apple juice, dried fruit and carob chips, all of which I actually like still, somehow.

Somehow the big thing I came out not liking were bananas. They're sticky, squish easily and they were a favorite HEALTHY TREAT.

They are also high in dopamine and potassium which means as an adult, I probably should be eatin' 'em.

@green https://twitter.com/nataliehall/status/1026165459953967104 #skree

oh boy, crying jag in the middle of a crowded coffeeshop set off by the Steven Universe end credits music?

Apparently my mood is nowhere near as recovered as I was hoping.

I’m still *really* liking the heavyhanded morals to the Lego Movie; that “everyone is special actually” overlaps “you can build whatever *you* want, you don’t just need to play with Legos The Right Way.”

I see over on birdsite that Britain, Canada and the US are in some horrifically hurtful death spiral, terrible double standards and emotional harm is everywhere and maybe I'm doing it too, and also people still paint Citadel miniatures from the 80s (really well!), there are some really pretty fursuits, and cats remain cute (especially if they're not *my* cats, and therefore I don't need to clean up after 'em).

Okay Lego Jurassic World was better than Jurassic World.

*green/blue patterned Utahraptor with flashing blue lights *

NEW FURSONA!

So the Lego Movie is basically Interstella 5555 without the music?

Omg I’m so stoked about this movie actually being about how awesome it is to build stuff with Legos!

Omg the Lego movie is basically Zootopia

They made a Lego Indominus rex movie and MY FRIEND DOESN’T WANT TO WATCH IT. Now we are scrambling to find the Lego movie ‘cause my condition to getting to see Lego dinosaurs is apparently having to see Lego Batman first.

I miss when things were just bad like in 2015. But honestly I’d settle for dismal like 2016.

Oh gah it’s like Kato-kun’s AWESOMETUDASTIC TRIUMPH FICTION. Seriously must’a taken the kid an entire semester of detention to write this Mary Sue story. I am now relieved of any need to watch Ready Player One cause I just did basically.

Because of course none of these compelling characters with situational advantage can kill the big boss, it has to be Default Protagonist-kun.

And now FAN SERVICE about the heeero getting a REALLY AWESOME CHICK with the force of his male default hero-ocity.

Fortunately he had a small mecha inside his giant mech but OH NO this oni hit him square in the mech-dreds!

Whoa the giant rave mecha uses a giant katana imbued with the force of three Infected Mushroom albums! IN SLOW MOTION!