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THUMP THUMP THUMP THUMP

I dunno why nobody went for the idea of putting lasagna in the air fryer, that was a great idea…

Just reminding myself about how good the first Matrix film was. And about similarities in how all humans think regardless of politics.

“Toledo Vader.”
“He was once Toledo Skywalker. Now he’s more machine than man, twisted and evil.”

"these police officers traded homophobic texts for years." just bros badmouthing gays, together. I mean, what's straighter than REAL MEN swappin' texts about how they're grossed out by guys kissing, let alone getting hard for each other. very het. now what were we saying about boots?

"the Julia Child trope. Stop referring to cooks as 'the Julia Child of tall women who really like wine.'"

this again, Zeppelin, Havamal, death mention, all caps is more grimdark 

I SAW A RICH MAN'S HEARTH BLAZE BRIGHTLY
WITH A COLD CORPSE OUTSIDE THE DOOR
IT'S BETTER TO BE ALIVE
THE LIVING CAN KEEP A COW.

skippin' ahead in this Led Zeppelin compilation to get to content I find relatable. You know, Tolkien and vikingr.

I am profoundly angry and some shopping at Safeway (because i got gas there) was frustrating so I’m finally headed home; going to shower but not call my parents (I’m rabidly pissed off at what they did to my life, too much rn to communicate in healthy ways).

Here’s an otter fursuit with LEDs which I thought was way cool! Plus a neat dog suit, and a dealer selling sculptures!

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Because I’m in a bad mood here’s some photos from a much happier time recently, the fursuit parade at Anthro Northwest.

I just want to get off shift, get coffee and draw dumbass fantasy shit. But I can’t until a batch of new supplies show up so I can receive them in then do paperwork for all ships this weekend. I feel like a forest just burned down.

filk lyrics, lewd, all caps 

IN THE MIDDLE OF THE EARTH IN THE LAND OF THE SHIRE LIVES A BRAVE LITTLE HOBBIT WHOM WE ALL DESIRE! WITH HIS LONG WOODEN PIPE, FUZZY WOOLLY TOES, HE LIVES IN A HOBBIT HOLE AND EVERYBODY’S SCHTUPPED HIM

I really should learn all the lyrics to “The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald.” I know some (what self respecting would be limnologist from UM doesn’t?) but it’s about ships and death, and those are the big categories of songs I know…

Iron Maiden TROOPER(Shamisen cover) 三味線 ロック youtu.be/ul_bymrBui8 via @YouTube

worth sharing again. Iron Maiden's classic about the Takeda cavalry riding straight into Nobunaga's guns.

folk song lyrics in all caps, dubious Ren Faire "humor" 

And now a message from our sponsors, Go-Gruel™️! Yes, Go-Gruel™️, the possibly ergot ridden treat for the busy commoner on the go! Sweeping Europe like a Zweihander! Cue our theme song!

FOR TO SEE GREAT TOM OF BEDLAM
TEN THOUSAND MILES I TRAVELED
MAD MAUDLIN GOES ON DIRTY TOES
FOR TO SAVE HER SHOES FROM GRAVEL

I dunno, it takes a tough man to accept that they'll never be a pretty girl, or something?

A thing made me seriously angry at a really deep level. Not sure why I can’t quite drop the hot coal there.

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