Rain Dog @Leucrotta@awoo.space

#drawings today, mostly WIP stuff. A warrior and a magician by a monument in the snow; atypical metahuman variants (hobgoblin and gnomes) from Shadowrun; and a big fight between a death knight and her halfling foes.

gotta say the greatest thing about the Raimi Spider Man movies is how they made Doc Ock a sympathetic character while still keeping him an arrogant supergenius.

Made mashed parsnips and a salad. Today's definitely been use up stuff from the 'fridge day.

duuuude, The Thirteenth Warrior is free with ads (I have an adblocker). I could get completely hammered and watch it and spam everyone with bits of the Havamal and stuff. Okay yeah so I have The Thirteenth Warrior on DVD, but I could watch it again anyway.

okay maybe the last hot take of the year;

"In Bloom" is the second most fun song to play air-drums to (the best is Metallica's "One").

doing a robotic voice take on "shave and a haircut! shave and a haircut!" during the "probot transmissions" parts of The Empire Strikes Back

Wow, way to make something Queer seem alien, mainstream mandated, forced.

Not digging this trend of other folks being unmasked in coffee shops. I don’t want to stop hanging out in coffee shops but that makes me real antsy.

Adeptus Buttocks, in which you steer an enormous battlebutt across the war torn worlds of the 41st century. Uses weapon templates to determine how deep y… sorry, this actually gets too tasteless for me.

Unsure in what world "I've been up for a while and I'm hungry" equals "I will use up stuff from my fridge and make potato leek soup *and* a stir fry!" but apparently that's where I live now. Potato leek soup not pictured, maybe later.

I know this is low on the list of everyone's complaints about Rise of Skywalker, but I kinda wish Rey wound up getting to live on Takodana. It seems cruel that after all this, she has to live in Space Fresno. Admittedly you could see it as "hey, I'm a kid from the desert and will always be, I'm good with it," idk.

And unto this, Conan! Destined to bear the jeweled crown of Aquilonia upon a troubled brow. It is I, his storyteller, who alone can tell thee of his chronic! Let me tell thee of the bong rips of high adventure! * Basil Poledouris intensifies *

*patiently watches through YT tour of someone's Star Wars collectables to see if they point to the life-sized Solo-in-cryptonite and go HO HO HO I LIKE CAPTAIN SOLO WHERE HE IS*

"And perhaps my rarest item, I actually got HAN SOLO!"
*points to Actual Harrison Ford who displays exactly no enthusiasm*
Ford: "Seemed like it might be fun."

hm, would it feel worse to watch footage of fursuit sex, perfectly G rated footage of people going to conventions, or N scale train layouts?

"Cletus! Are your men using the right pills? Maybe you should execute their trainer!"

"Klytoris, I'm bored. What plaything can you offer me today?"
"An obscure body in the SK system. The local inhabitants refer to it as the planet eauurth... Most effective Your Majesty. We'll destroy this eauurth."

#HotHail #HOTHAIL

"And now the tribute from Ardentia."
"We the people of Ardentia! We have suffered since you blasted our kingdom. We can offer you nothing this year except our loyalty."
"Excellent. We prize nothing more than loyalty. Now tell me how great is this loyalty to your Emperor?"
"Without measure!"
"We are delighted. Fall on your sword!"

I don’t really think it qualifies as alternative but FUCK YES THE ALTERNATIVE STATION PLAYED “JUST LIKE HEAVEN”! I’m so STOKED

Oh boy. More snow. I love spending weekdays hauling through this shit to get to day job and spending weekends isolated off at home because of it. Such a great year end. I’m going to the dispensary after I get off shift, if they’re even open.

Just really hit the “I am making someone else’s fondest dreams come true in exchange for which I get to a bit more than cover rent and bills.”