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Tonight I’m gonna party like it’s 1999!

* signs onto a Pern MUSH using raw Telnet *

O yeaaaaaahhhhh!

Okay so with everything slow and feeling ugh from last night’s anxiety attack/missed sleep I took the opportunity to request leaving early. This is the most time off I’ve had on a workday since New Years.

Yo mama’s so ignorant she thinks “pan-European” is a type of croissant!

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“If you’re Asian when you go in the bathroom and American when you come out what are you when you’re inside?”

INSIDE THE BATHROOM; sitting on the toilet, ankles crossed, sipping espresso. Accordion music drifts thru the air as stylishly dressed women pass by. It is spring.

“European.”

You can tell it’s Shin Gojira because she shows up in Shin juku, duh!

one odd thing about me is I get like 1-3 bars of music in dreams. I'm never quite able to remember them when I wake up. I live very close to a big road and this morning was the first time I woke up because the squeal of a bus braking didn't fit the music I was dreaming at the time.

oorgh apparently digestive gunk and anxiety were crummy last night (related, yeah) and, as usual, I do NOT want to go in today.

wow, that was an odd little memory flash of my grandfather singing.

okay so tonight's was some important artistic statements so yeah, I drew some twinky furries. In my defense a lot of it was trying to figure out stuff.

oh no the war in the media once again has me wanting to opine about The Thing I 'm Not Allowed To Speak About. This is probably for the better to be quite honest.

this rave to protest a 2019 crackdown on raves lasted all of 8 minutes before the police showed up, so now I desperately want more bleepy flashing lights music.

"Humans and dinosaurs can't coexist" I WAS SITTING OUTSIDE BURGER KING AND A MICRORAPTOR STOLE MY FRIIIIIIES

Millionaire playboy Bruce Wayne dealt with the grief and rage of losing his parents by sewing bat kigus, crafting his own bat fursuits, and commissioning thousands of $ in bat porn. Detractors complain that if he were really committed then why doesn’t he just start a convention. But his very personal quest for comfort means he’s constantly on high Art Deco skyscrapers, putting up hundreds of bat boxes throughout Gotham City. Thus its crime ridden summers are thankfully light on mosquitoes.

today are just monsters/characters. Centaur knight with faerie dragon; a gnoll, a goblin, and a marid!

listening to "Thump Thump Bleep Bleep (Terrence McKenna Soundbite)," one of my favorite electronic dance tracks ever

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apparently leftover borscht, roast fennel and an apple pastry cause acid reflux about as bad as a big chorizo burrito with margaritas. Who knew?

coyote sing along hour continues 

What's up with what's going down
in every city, in every town?
Cramping styles is the plan
They've got us in the palm of their hand
When we pretend that we're dead,
When we pretend that we're dead,
They can't hear a word we've said
When we pretend that we're dead!

RAtM lyrics, all caps (there's another way to type 'em?) 

WHO CONTROLS THE PAST NOW CONTROLS THE FUTURE!
WHO CONTROLS THE PRESENT NOW CONTROLS THE PAST!
WHO CONTROLS THE PAST NOW CONTROLS THE FUTURE!
WHO CONTROLS THE PRESENT NOW
NOW TESTIFY!

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