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when the big pizza pie
hits the moon like your eye
that's amore
when you've had too much wine
that's amore
bells

Spoonman Documentary youtu.be/hZK0EM3_cGw via @YouTube

this definitely has me in a coffee, American Spirits and Men Seeking Men section of The Stranger kinda mood. Sadly I quit smoking in 2018 and The Stranger is ass, but the weather's at least right for this.

silly wants. It feels like it's been a week since Saturday, somehow.

coyote yell along hour, RAtM lyrics in all caps, what else 

WHO CONTROLS THE PAST NOW CONTROLS THE FUTURE
WHO CONTROLS THE PRESENT NOW CONTROLS THE PAST
WHO CONTROLS THE PAST NOW CONTROLS THE FUTURE
WHO CONTROLS THE PRESENT NOW
NOW TESTIFY!

"humor," uspol adjacent, Rage Against the Machine 

then I realized that between the bushy hair and beard Zach de la Rocha looks more than a little like Bob Ross and I think we have a pitch for an art show

"You can paint mountains, forests, anything beyond the barrio and the churches. But don't start thinkin' it's your world and you can make it whatever you want, it's been stolen from you by politricks and landlords! UHHHH, SHIT, WE GOTTA BREAK IT BREAK IT DOWN!"

"Here's a line of LA's finest goin' to clear out a homeless encampment, but we can fix that with some happy little molotov cocktails, ZOOP ZOOP ZOOP!"

coyote sing along hour 

hop in my Chrysler, it's as big as a whale and it's about to set sail
I got me a car that seats about 20 so come on! and bring your jukebox money!
DIG through the ditches and BURN through the witches I SLAM in the back of my DRAGULA!

Images, fantasy creatures, violence, premodern firearm 

today; some half body D&D characters (elf paladin, dragonborn sorcerer, dragonborn barbarian); troll throwing a rock and some cannibal halfling pirates; a bariaur (goat centaur) vs an orc, and half body human wizard.

mh -, pol adjacent 

unfortunately I found out about the Mar-a-Lago raid via the enemy's take on it (not surprisingly, plenty of people on Twitter were delighted to see 45 uncomfortable, which means they retweeted stuff).

As in all cases where something is out of a narcissist's control, they will rewrite reality on the fly and do anything possible to force the narrative back under their control, with their stooges assisting eagerly, which means I was and still am deeply, personally triggered in a way I wouldn't be if I'd found out via any other media.

Just.. eh. Feel like enough of my sore nerves have been stomped on in the past few hours that I’m now a little hypervigilant. I *did* draw a batch and I did get a walk in, but still feel kinda overwhelmed.

deep gnomes are simple folk who enjoy simple pleasures like;
* not being eaten by umber hulks
* not being devoured by purple worms
* not being crushed by falling block traps
* people correctly pronouncing the word "svirfneblin"
* not being captured and tortured by drow
* not being flat out murdered by githyanki

wandering through the magazine area of the bookstore after job hunting, and there's D&D Madlibs. I know how you do Madlibs from grades 3-4! A minute or so later I quit, worried they'd kick me out for giggling at how halflings are simple folk who love cock.

I was a teenaged anarchist
THE REVOLUTION WAS A LIE!
do you remember
when you were young, and you wanted to set the world on fire?

clearly listening to Tracy Chapman's "Fast Car" well help with the feelings of despair generated by looking for a day job

next up, Against Me's "Two Coffins"

comment: I associate the song with my mother, but the key and tone shift shows how the Shadow Queen is remaking the heroine into what SHE wants, and the heroine's consent or personality doesn't even matter here.

me: but that's just parenting. Hey wait, why are you staring at me?

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should I feel bad that the only part of Mirrormask that really stuck in my memory was the creepy robot dressing/brainwashing scene?

Just like me they long to be close to you. *screech* *klank*

my next pathfinder character is a bleachling gnome Riparian archetype (in D&D terms a Druid/Otolaryngologist)

re: drug mention, all caps, stoner rock, "humor" 

Honestly when I was in/immediately out of college I seriously could not *stand* weed humor.

Basically weed has one big joke and that's "holy shit I'm phenomenally goofy when I'm baked. You explore the depths of your subconscious and find spiritual union with the cosmos on acid; you discover why cornbread is hilarious while on weed, and also you can't stop eating it."

As I've aged, I find "holy shit I'm phenomenally goofy when I'm baked" to be *screamingly funny*. I couldn't tell you whether this is related to weed or to how the last nearly a decade has been so stressful that it makes everything funnier as contrast.

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drug mention, all caps, stoner rock, "humor" 

oh yeah, my favorite Kyuss track, "Demon Turbocharger Valley"! It goes kinda like;

*bass line*
*more bassline*

I am the DEMON TURBOCHARGER
I am a DEMON TURBOCHARGER
I'm BURNIN' FUEL BABY
And you're UNDER MY ACCELERATOR
oh yeah

*even more bassline*
SSSSUCK
KOFF koff koff
whoa heh heh heh

yesterday, my friend was talking about very old entities in this story she's planning who forge documents to cover their actual age, and I said;

"yes but their taste in Dad Rock gives them away. 'Why can't you listen to GOOD music like Jelly Roll Morton or Fats Waller? You kids with your Beatles.' 'This is Slipknot, Dad!'"

Food photo 

Got some tilapia on sale, plus using up this zucchini I had in the fridge.

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