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Big Battle youtu.be/SHByERlH2FQ via @YouTube

Perhaps listening to music from the David Lynch "Dune" will motivate me to get out of the house. *sticks out left arm, declares "SHA HUKH!" over wrist *

this brought to you thanks to a meme which asks among other things your "weapon of choice" which somehow becomes me listening music from the David Lynch Dune to get motivated to get out of the door.

wait till the head of the worm passes then go, quickly.

mmmmm, Shai-Hulud.

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realizing that the video for "Weapon of Choice" relies on "find a fairly serious looking actor great at deadpanning who also can move like Fred Astaire."

oooorrrgh
sesos
uno burrito con sesos y guacamole addicional por favor
oooorgh

who is the man who would risk his neck for his brother man?

SHAFT

can ya dig it?

Images, fantasy creatures, eye contact 

today, got inspired to rough out two gnoll PCs, a githyanki and a catfolk/tabaxi PC.

Singing the German lyrics to the Moritaten-song to Mack the Knife, out of sheer spite.

There’s “okay that’s unusually hot for a Monster Manual entry” and there’s “naw dude that’s just someone’s fursona.”

Images, fantasy humanoids, nudity 

today, a tiefling paladin surprised by a spirit naga! And some furry types (fox, ocelot, cougar).

*swelling Howard Shore epic music*

LEGOLAS: you have my bow.

GIMLI: and my axe!

TRENT REZNOR: you can have my isolation! You can have the hate that it brings! You can have my absence of faith, you can have my everything!

The discourse; my impression is nobody pushing AI art is selling it as "hey, this is a cool tool for *you* - it can only fully replace you in places that don't need your ability to make artistic judgment calls." But at pretty much every level it sure seems to be phrased as just more fuck over anything that looks like a worker. This is the sort of alienation Marx was on about.

Oh sweet sacred Corellon Larethian we’re not done yet I’m gonna gnaw my foot off to escape

Important D&D announcement

* D&D Zero offers the same role playing without the calories!
* favorite settings like Hollow World and Red Steel!
* play as a big tiddy goth dragon girlfriend, war toaster, dire halfling, or a very confused coyote!
* game still tanks after 10th level!

One two three fo
Vitruvian Man, Vitruvian Man
Does whatever a naked dude can
Multiple limbs like Otto Octavius
Extend to describe the exact same radius
Look out, here comes Vitruvian Man!

There are two wolves inside of you but removing even one would require a partial lobo-tomy

I’m an allium
I’m a legal allium
I’m an Englishman in New York

And, already, it’s being A Day. Пиздец!

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