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Whoa why did nobody tell me Pathfinder had Slaanesh with the serial numbers filed off as a patron deity option?

Coffee shop has Immigrant Song on the speakers

FOUL SPAWN OF JORMANGUNDR! KNOW YE NOW THE MIGHT OF MINE URU HAMMER! (Photo credit Shreve Stockton)

Again the AI art thing wouldn’t be a big deal if 1) art for bucks generated enough money to live on 2) people could just stick to art as a hobby more easily knowing they’d survive okay and 3) the people gleefully saying artists have nothing to worry about are the types who make 1 and 2 impossible.

Ph-, money, religion mention 

So they x-rayed my mouth and were able to seal the crown back on my molar EXCEPT now they want to deepen the crown, which is reasonable, and which will require pulling the unerupted wisdom tooth immediately behind it, which is also reasonable. But my dental insurance kicks in next month, and the dentists are only open during normal work hours so I need to take time off, which means I don’t feel comfortable also asking for Yom Kippur off as I’d really wanted.

complete list of Cure songs I got completely wrong 

"Lullabye"
Jon - it's about childhood sexual abuse
Robert Smith - oh, me uncle used to tell us bedtime stories about a spider-man who ate children

"The Hanging Garden"
Jon - it's about animism in the face of horrifying habitat and species loss
Robert Smith - oh, it's about animals f*cking or something

"Catch"
Jon - he's yearning for an idealized relationship of the past
Robert Smith - oh, I used to have intense hallucinations of a girl when I was a kid, but they went away after a terrible plane flight, and then later I met someone who was a lot like the girl I hallucinated

"A Forest"
Jon - okay it probably isn't about werewolves but I like thinking it is.
Robert Smith - oh it's about being lost in a forest.

Images, fantasy creatures, eye contact, nudity 

today included two anthro fox pinups; a dhergoloth and arcanoloth (neutral evil fiends from D&D, so copyright WotC); and, a fighter and sorcerer face skeletons somewhere in a deep dungeon!

It’s amazing how fucking ridiculous The Crow is when you aren’t an undersocialized hick experiencing things like it for the first time.

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Introducing a couple of friends to The Crow. Out of sheer altruism, incidentally, I’m not trying to convince them to play OWoD <strike>and we can’t find d10s anyway </strike>.

Just described The Seventh Voyage of Sinbad as The Arabian Nights through the filter of someone who ate a falafel sandwich once.

see if I wanted to make a HP franchise game I'd skip the connotations of goblin revolution and make it instead about wrestling, with the return of Lord Swoledemort

subtweet, coyote sing along hour, all caps, Queen 

NOW I'M IMMORTAL
I HAVE INSIDE ME MSG

period-accurate Crimean War British cavalry uniforms in Technicolor would be a little like dropping acid during "Zulu."

I also could have put money that this thing was in technicolor. B/W is more tolerable than my eyethrobbing memories.

Anyway the actually worst I've ever seen was something called Carthage in Flames which was mindnumbingly dull yet features unconvincing romance AND unconvincing sword fights. I passed out during the movie. Oooh look it's on YouTube for free! youtu.be/UM5EDpftGsw

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I used to think the worst movie of all time was "The Charge of the Light Brigade," in which Errol Flynn engineers one of the worst disasters in British military history to avenge a Sepoy Mutiny massacre on an evil raja who for some reason is hanging out in Crimea during the war.

I am now watching the ending and apparently I forgot that 1) the Charge was a win for the Great Britain (good show, jolly good show) 2) Russian cavalry were involved and 3) Ukraine looks remarkably like California.

Images, WWII/Vietnam, animals, eye contact, firearms 

Except then I spotted even more I didn’t like and futzed with the Aenocyon vs Smilodon pic more.

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Images, WWII/Vietnam, animals, eye contact, firearms 

today; I didn’t like the left forepaw on the foremost dire wolf so I redid that and added some stuff; and today was apparently mostly figuring out helmets. So; some Vietnam era American types, with one Soviet sniper; and, a Heer infantryman prepares a nasty ambush for some Brits at Market Garden.

Tell me I don’t in fact need to visit the used bookstore in Redmond, ESPECIALLY I don’t need to go there because it’s near hyena shawarma?

Watching Brits for mini painting content is really surreal these days. "Here's my new League of Votann painted up way better than you're ever going to be capable of AND ALSO MY ENTIRE COUNTRY IS FALLING APART AT THE SEAMS."

Image, animals, eye contact 

Just one so far today, Aenocyon versus Smilodon. Not exactly accurate paleo-art.

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