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I really wish I felt less existentially endangered.

Are we in for new and horrible variants of Covid? Will the Nazis win the midterms? When will my rent increase next, how's the dentist thing going to play out, how much will car stuff cost? What's going to increase in price next?

But there doesn't feel like there's an equivalent positive to hope about. There's no looking forward to a vacation, a con, skipping work just 'cause, travel, dates, getting to really promote my drawing effectively, getting to resume martial arts classes, etc. But day job and parents are a constant.

It's like being a kid still.

Not entirely sure what would happen in a Dark City/Zootopia fanfic aside from Nick as John, Judy as Bumstead, and Finnick as the vicious little child Stranger.

filk, REM, oh so clever DC comics reference 

me am (me am)
me am Superman
me not know what's happening!
me am (me am)
me am Superman
and I can do nothing!

so let's see, a celebrity gets thrown off Twitter for pretty overt Jew bashing

Which I hear about from other Twitter users, since the story about that celebrity Twitter throws in my large-nosed heebface is a DIFFERENT celeb replying to him about uh, fatphobia.

So that's how it is.

I ain’t afraid of no sleep!
I ain’t afraid of no bed!

You’d figure a company called Yankee Candle would have more New England themed scents. Like “Crisp Autumn Leaves,” or “Low Tide in Innsmouth,” or “The Collected Works of Emily Dickinson.”

Butt is short for Buttholemew

Buttholemew “Butt” Ochs, hard boiled private investigator

he really is a crack shot. an ace in the hole.

honestly it doesn’t surprise me Kanye is anti semitic, it’s his anti Blackness which is the part that continually baffles me

Honestly if we were going to have an Italian American holiday why not have one about Enrico Fermi or Emilio Segre?

I swear every time I deal with this one customer- somehow only twice now - it feels like someone trying to sell me a Civic with only 500000+ miles and the front bumper is very securely held on, that bungee cord isn’t going anywhere.

I think I just made peace with something I fucked up in my 20s (threw out some stuff to clean out a loft b/c nobody gave me directions on what was supposed to be there).

I went straight from "listening to Circus Problem's version of Egyptian Ella" to "I really want to run this Call of Cthulhu game which takes players from the Voynich Manuscript to Arkansas Andrew's Gobi expedition."

I see we're having the "being in the fandom but older than 30 is creepy" discussion again. I'm sorry I don't have more age appropriate hobbies such as "drinking Jack," "hoping I pass away in my sleep" or my favorite, "drinking Jack AND hoping I pass away."

12 year old Jerry Goldsmith; moooooom, I don't WANT to learn how to play shofar, nobody uses a shofar for anything

50 year old Jerry Goldsmith; heh heh SHEVARIM TERUAH youtu.be/L2IvFfOTA7A

everyone please stand for England's national anthem

The Specials - Ghost Town youtu.be/jqZ8428GSrI via @YouTube

theme tune for the Republican Party?

Today's cheap humor is replacing the "Adagio" from "Gayaneh" with the "Saber Dance" from "Gayaneh" while speeding up the scene where Frank Poole jogs around the Discovery, from 2001. Sadly YouTube only goes up to 2x

Kevin Flynn, brilliant software engineer, wrote an entire suite of projectile vomiting games - Gotta Hurl, Toss Your Cookies, Blow Chunks and of course, Wreck-It Ralph. But Dillinger stole the ideas and rebranded them as drunken public urination, so now Flynn wants payback.

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Oh yeah “Flynn’s Arcade!” Full of great games like “Space Bollards,” “Gotta Hurl,” and “Mutually Assured Annihilation.”

I said I’ll ride with you if you can get me to Mount Erebor
The sheriff’s after me for what I did with his daughter!

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