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Red Hot Chili Peppers - F.U. - Bonus Track [HD] youtu.be/zLbFpAMITmA via @YouTube

Anti-Nowhere League - The Landlord Is A Wanker! explicit youtu.be/q6mESKiRApE via @YouTube

I’ve decided that the thing I really hate about country is folk trying way too hard to sell me on an idealized Americana, and frankly being Queer, nerdy and Jewish in the real equivalent was no fucking fun. Like as long as they stick to nostalgia and heartbreak I’m great, outside of that little “can you play a tempo vaguely faster than burying my grandma?”

It is weird that He Man is the only MotU character other than She-Ra to get a pronoun in their name. But then that would get us to combinations like He-Beast-Man, He-Ram-Man and He-Man-at-Arms. So I guess that means that He-Man, as the most generic name, is the audience stand in.

It’s even weirder given MotU naming conventions that Man-at-Arms doesn’t have, like, a batch of arms.

Yeah please remind me to vote blue because the only alternative is too shitty to contemplate.

Treading water isn’t the same as swimming forward and if anyone knows that it’s me.

Well I did hear back from landlords and we are talking this out. Let’s skip several rants and just say I’m fucking furious.

My Halloween costume is that I’m a werewolf but tonight’s not a full moon so you can’t tell.

Orion's Belt/Cat Stinger youtu.be/KyAGZmrYYK4 via @YouTube

0:36 A single drop of precious tritium! The power of the sun in the palm of my hand!

1:42 CHRISTMASTIME!

no matter what the Danny Elfman music is doing you do not actually need to crouch and do the hand gestures while declaring "Who am I? I'm SPIDAH MAN."

... also, CHRISTMASTIME!

Danny Elfman soundtrack drinking game; take a shot of eggnog at any point where it'd be appropriate to say "CHRISTMASTIME!" in your best Jack Skellington voice, regardless of what soundtrack this might be.

Criminals are a cowardly and superstitious lot and really disturbing grins with eyebrows raised will strike fear into their hearts. He is... ELFMAN. *bell* *choral music*

thanking my ex girlfriend again for "cracking your knuckles" (or in my case trying to) as a shorthand for "a goomba, a goodfella."

went from "Some Kind of Mystery" on The Shadow soundtrack to "Sway" from the Dark City soundtrack to "Lone Digger" (aka the horrifying furry bloodbath song)

again reminded that Jerry Goldsmith's soundtrack for The Shadow is sort of what would happen if Michael Corleone was Batman and also encountered V'Ger.

Food photo 

Sabih, kinda, from the Ottolenghi cookbook. Left out the fried eggplant since that’s kinda gilding the lily imho.

Images, fantasy creatures, nudity 

Anyway the entire world is going to crap and I’m having an off day so have a couple of Baphomets I drew, which is what did work out okay.

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