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you want a real dumb hot take?

Out of the Jurassic World movies, Fallen Kingdom was the best. JW really was truest to JP with its Blackfish-but-with-dinosaurs story, Dominion tried to be a batch of things and just didn't satisfy, Fallen Kingdom was goofy AF but it was the most entertaining of all of them.

Images, firearms 

Before someone fucked up my evening but good, I was working on . Idk if I have the heart to finish these. Armored space soldiers investigate a corridor, and two different mecha.

War March of The Priests - Felix Mendelssohn youtu.be/V-spNrIHQoA via @YouTube

it's DOCTOR PHIBES he is that dude who plays the OOORRGAN

I am tired of how my friendship, my love for the world, whatever funny jokes or art I might make or community I contribute to, means nothing by comparison to rich people making more money. This isn't exactly a compelling reason to keep on going.

I hope every landlord in the world chokes to death on their own feces

This close to deleting a whole batch of telegram groups because right now I feel like I have nothing in common with people who actually have a potential future and I know that if I do that tomorrow feel bad about it

I should never have moved to fucking Seattle it was a fucking mistake and apparently I now get to pay for it for fucking forever

Anger landlords 

So they sent a lease renewal document which includes an additional $500 security deposit I am not paying them fucking $500 for fucking nothing, left email and vm asking them to waive their egregious fee, I am so fucking pissed off right now I am on the verge of cutting my goddamn wrists thanks to them

Red Hot Chili Peppers - F.U. - Bonus Track [HD] youtu.be/zLbFpAMITmA via @YouTube

Anti-Nowhere League - The Landlord Is A Wanker! explicit youtu.be/q6mESKiRApE via @YouTube

I’ve decided that the thing I really hate about country is folk trying way too hard to sell me on an idealized Americana, and frankly being Queer, nerdy and Jewish in the real equivalent was no fucking fun. Like as long as they stick to nostalgia and heartbreak I’m great, outside of that little “can you play a tempo vaguely faster than burying my grandma?”

It is weird that He Man is the only MotU character other than She-Ra to get a pronoun in their name. But then that would get us to combinations like He-Beast-Man, He-Ram-Man and He-Man-at-Arms. So I guess that means that He-Man, as the most generic name, is the audience stand in.

It’s even weirder given MotU naming conventions that Man-at-Arms doesn’t have, like, a batch of arms.

Yeah please remind me to vote blue because the only alternative is too shitty to contemplate.

Treading water isn’t the same as swimming forward and if anyone knows that it’s me.

Well I did hear back from landlords and we are talking this out. Let’s skip several rants and just say I’m fucking furious.

My Halloween costume is that I’m a werewolf but tonight’s not a full moon so you can’t tell.

Orion's Belt/Cat Stinger youtu.be/KyAGZmrYYK4 via @YouTube

0:36 A single drop of precious tritium! The power of the sun in the palm of my hand!

1:42 CHRISTMASTIME!

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