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Has anyone ever explained drawing shadows and bounce light with “listen, and understand! That terminator is out there. It doesn’t know pity, or remorse. It can’t be bargained with, it can’t be reasoned with, and it will not stop - ever! - until it wraps around the form!”

I swear I don’t play “Guillotine” just so I can shout LIBERTE FRATERNITE EGALITE! and hum La Marseillaise off key.

Why is everyone I know younger than me? Oh that’s right, because most people older than me I can’t fucking stand…

The drunken point where I get weepy about cats and need to make myself NOT drop $60+ on Toppi

In which coyote gets hammered entirely too easily and asks the restaurant for kwaizr… uh hashi… uh chopsticks!

I’ve got mead. Skal! All hail the mother of all Asgard horses.

An oatmeal stout on an empty stomach, what could go wrong with this plan?

Images, furry and fantasy, nudity, implied death 

So hey have a couple of - two pinup horse anthros and an ice dragon!

Still mad about it 

You know what? I’m a leftist extremist. Over the course of my life I’ve petitioned, voted, called Congress, protested peacefully and give benefit of the doubt and my reward for this is *I’m* an extremist no matter what I say, and the Holocaust deniers, war profiteers, religious fanatics and self righteous gun owners are people we need to hear out. *I’m* not who needs to behave like a community member and never was. I’m done with reach across the aisles both sides BULLSHIT.

Remembering that if I ever get hold of a time machine I want to go kick Irving Berlin and a batch of other people, HARD, in the shins for making December suck so much.

Reaching across the aisles because both sides have valid points, what a great idea! The Molotov-Ribbentrop agreement worked out great for Russians didn’t it? And frankly I feel like a Pole, here.

Rain Dog boosted

Image, fantasy humanoids, some blood 

today, three Nosferatu vampires outside a mansion.

(also for @LexYeen; the thing I wanted to check was that in the movie Vader cuts straight across rather than how I tend to mimic stepping forward and cutting upwards to get under an opponent's guard)

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* watches Obi Wan's death from Ep IV to check something *

fairly thoughtful comment; "after watching the Kenobi show I thought maybe he was hoping closure might lead Vader to returning to the light"

me; it's the KENOBI SHOW! With your host, Ben Kenobi! *theme music* he's kinda a crazy hermit who lives out beyond the Dune Sea, doo doo doo doo🎶

Blanziflor et Helena: VI. Ave formoissima - Fortuna imperatrix mundi o f... youtu.be/mfe3PbYlRoc via @YouTube

tryin' to get inspired to take out garbage and recycling. MONTJOIE!

it's happened again. This time someone referenced Ranma 1/2 on Tumblr and got asked "which anime is that from?"

* ages centuries in seconds while screaming WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO ME like at the end of Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade. You kids have seen Last Crusade, right? *

Woke up in the middle of the night with mixed feelings about stuff and decided to do a *little* cleaning at least in case friends wound up at my apartment. That loud THUMP you heard was my motivation to clean up hitting the floor.

When I moved in, I didn't have bookshelves at all and Ikea was out of the taller ones - so my books are consistently this disorganized sprawl. Things have been a little too stressy to do much about it.

been a while since I had to rely on the Beastie Boys' "Body Movin'" to get through folding laundry

Image, fantasy humanoids, some blood 

today, three Nosferatu vampires outside a mansion.

I'm now realizing that a product of Shadowrun/2000 AD is that I accept people having tattoos, piercings and dyed hair a lot more than my parents generation because the future was always *supposed* to look kinda this way.

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