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I think next time what I should do is dry-fry these big onions, then add a little olive oil to cook them the rest of the way. I'm pretty happy with how the two different rubs turned out on these pork chops.

Do you ever find yourself posting less mean stuff than you initially were going to, not because you’ve become actually nicer, but because you’re so fucking tired of this?

The good news is no country music, bad news is coworker is in the mood for Christmas music because it’s Christmas. When I get off shift I’ll blast the most ethnic crap I can find, Klezmorim and Parno Grazt and Shukar Collective or whatever.

oh duh, of course this looks fucking badass, it's Svetlin Velinov. He's so fucking GOOD.

"Contemplate this upon the Tree of Woe"
"WHOA!"
"Crucify them."
"BOGUS!"

best term to describe THAT dude

possible drug use, AMAB parts, gender 

so is it ever okay to refer to your testicles and penis as "the girls" f'rex if you were hypothetically stoned, and decided to take your boxer shorts off to let the girls out? Clearly a hypothetical situation.

duuuude, I could alternate watching this video about Kyuss with listening to Kyuss. Though I think this is rapidly becoming more listening to Kyuss, they're so good.

also have I mentioned that James Ryman is fucking awesome? I got there through the cover art for Dungeon 127

so you could technically have a natural activity cycle that involved moving throughout different planes of the Beastlands to match your circadian rhythm

Either this edible affected me very quickly or the band name "Bog Wizard" really is that funny. I think this might be a better listen while sober though.

"Bytopia as a rule is Lawful Good" oh screw THAT shit, lawful good gets you tear gassed when you protest peacefully.

Okay, I now have half an edible, a fresh cup of genmaicha, and the heat on in my place.

ohhhh yeah it's time for Acid Mammoth. I don't think I'm baked yet, they're just that good.

umber hulk males and females look much alike, which makes them unusual in a fantasy world where you might ordinarily expect umber hulk females to be brown elf babes with tiny mandibles and little ocelli.

once prey is spotted the umber hulk crashes through the stone wall and the Underdark echoes with their fearsome cry of OHHHH YEAH!

oh yeah, the major characteristics of plunky underdogs fighting the system are

* churches and media which promote your narrative
* support from billionaires
* support from police
* persecuting ethnic minorities
* no limitation on weapons

etc etc. Y'all sure showed me.

Dead Kennedys - Let's Lynch The Landlord youtu.be/aCiYmCVikjo via @YouTube

no new outrage today, it just never ceased being relevant

Shitlist youtu.be/z6RqPGosZ-U via @YouTube

seems appropriate for this time period

Vanguard_ flash gordon youtu.be/cu0SqUT-TIM via @YouTube

seriously, this remix is Gayer than sucking cock

I remain profoundly angry.

Waiting for bus. Riding buses again has convinced me I really don’t like it.

Thinking about food.

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