Rain Dog @Leucrotta@awoo.space

club soda, which does 1d6 bludgeoning damage compared to a greatclub soda, which does 1d10

Trying very hard not to blurt out DO Y’ALL EAT VEGETABLES OR FRUIT LIKE EVER? at this table. Okay we’re talking about pasta sauce now, that’s a vegetable kinda.

wait, how was there a censored version of We Are the League? If you bleep out the swears it's like five minutes of lyrics and 30 minutes of bleeping

oh wow Operation Coup de Main (it's not actually Operation Dead Stick which was my original search string!) - ridiculous good luck; the bridges were held in part by ex-Sov/Polish/French troops under German leadership who probably didn't want to be there and when the German general called for tank support he couldn't as tanks couldn't be moved without Hitler's direct order (and nobody wanted to wake Hitler up for this).

When German tanks arrived a Gammon bomb took out the lead and blocked their column; and an attempt to bomb the bridge while the Brits were taking it fizzled. A close thing.

Like most things around Juno/Sword/Gold beaches, and the aftermath in Operations Goodwood and Cobra, nobody ever bothered telling me about this.

#drawing tonight turned out to be playing with big black shapes and listening to The Anti-Nowhere League. Black dragon breathes a stream of acid on a hapless opponent!

received in the mail the same "oh hi renew your lease in June" they'd taped to my front door last week.

look m8 this place wasn't worth what you were charging when I moved in, it's not worth $70/month more now, it's definitely not going to be fucking worth $150/month more in June, get stuffed

trying to get “Holly Jolly Christmas” out of my head by thinking about Takemitsu Toru’s “Hell Picture Scroll,” and it’s making some nightmarish hybrid of the two

Weirdly it took this long for me to lose the Little Drummer Boy challenge. Btw, hate the song like I hate most of this shitty holiday.

Does anyone else want to treat me like I’m stupid or annoying today? Because a few more isn’t gonna make much difference.

This isn’t a particularly depressive spiral day, but it’s still a “if I could simply stop existing I would” sort of day. That’s not possible, so gonna see if the Food Trailer of the Unusually Large Chicken Katsu is open for lunch. They were open when I left work last night but they’d been closed during lunch break the last couple of weeks so this is probably too optimistic. Seriously last time I went I got two meals plus enough rice to use for fried rice later.

It’s Genestealer Cult Barbie!

“She’s so pretty!” “I’ll do her hai… actually she’s very bald.”

Genestealer Barbie Limo and Purestrain Genestealers sold separately!

#drawing today - some things worked and some didn’t. Armored fighter versus bullywugs in the swamp!

Someone on Twitter pointed out that the SyFy “Dune” adaptation was technically a Hallmark movie, so I said “Dune IS the touching story of a kid new in town who meets his true love locally. It’s a Christmas story! There’s a jolly fat man in it!”

https://www.gofundme.com/f/protecting-artists-from-ai-technologies Concept artists and others pooling money for a lawyer to protect us from fucking rich art thieves!

It’s weird that people might make fun of Trump for being a fat dude, when being a fat dude is the only relatable thing about him!

Not really my story but.

My mammalogy professor gave us pointers on skinning animals while doing so, including; use cornmeal instead of sawdust if you’re planning to eat it.

Turns out he’d eaten an ocelot (didn’t recommend it).

He and some other then grad students did a big trancept across South America, pooling money and effort to work on several theses. To further cover expenses they hunted animals for study skins. To further save money they ate everything they hunted.

Ways of making Christmas music more tolerable;
* Dracula has the same scansion as Santa Claus
* cornmeal has the same scansion as Christmas
* Frosty the Snowman was brought to life with an iron crown
* naw it really doesn’t help that much I hate this fucking “holiday.”

Three wench friends

Misheard lyric as “seven sluts a spinning” and suddenly this became a better carol