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oh geez, that's where I had my cock ring/collar/bridle? Right where I could have easily found them at any point over the last year plus?

also I found this pillbox hat I really like wearing. I think it makes me look like bargain bin Thelonious Monk or something.

a train of thought that goes very quickly from "oddly this is the first time I've seen a drawing of literal Gay bear sex" to wishing a friend were still alive.

seasonal movies I could watch later;

Dune - it's got the messiah and a jolly fat man! And there's snow at the polar ice caps which you don't get to see.

X Men United - uh, it snows. And the messiah winds up dying, I guess that makes it more of an Easter film. (And it's got an X in it, truly Xcellent. Or Xtreme. This is in 90s Holographic Cover Edition typeface.)

Conan the Barbarian - it snows! And there's a repressive genocidal cult which claims they're really nice, that's Christmassy right?

How do you get back to sleep after using the bathroom at 0500? Let's mentally replay an event from the not-wonderful past year where my worries about the future intersect a complete lack of self-confidence, that's sure to work.

Image, fantasy creatures, spider 

This evening’s , two adventurers encounter a dread ettercap in a ruined temple! (Fixed wonky arm.)

this is gonna sound terrible but earlier, looking at this gorgeous selection of stuff at the used bookstore, I realized that I'm actually not interested in 5e. This *might* be about player options, since 5e feels very linear compared to how feats and prestige classes worked in 3e (or how PF2e is driven by feat choice), it might be a production value thing somehow.

Rain Dog boosted

I just got my flight cancelled.
Anyone in Vegas willing to let a fat tranny couchsurf for a night

Rain Dog boosted

Image, fantasy creatures, eye contact, body parts 

Today’s , a ghoul king feasting on his throne, flanked by a jester and an armored guard.

Image, fantasy humanoids, violence 

Just one so far today, orc barbarian or fighter vs yeti! Also listening to Rob Zombie.

coyote sing along hour, Rob Zombie, macabre 

I keep a close watch on this heart of mine.
I walk the line.
I walk the line.
I’m already dead!
I’m already dead!
I’m already dead!
I’m already dead!

Who is this mysterious creature who has an INSATIABLE LOVE for the DEAD?

… okay so “a historian” is probably not the right answer here.

First Attack youtu.be/WnigFGD2MPE via @YouTube

oh no our secret weapon has been completely neutralized and those are clearly not Harkonen regulars, we're facing Elite Space Badasses. Perhaps it might help to run at top speeds discharging weapons in no particular direction like the cover of a mid-90s "Warhammer" codex.

oh YEAH they gave me the day off

so NOW I know my plans in case the crepe shop is closed, here's a hint;

oh yes I forgot to tell you, the Spice exists on only one planet in the known universe, a desolate dry planet of vast deserts. Hidden away in the rocks of this desert are a people known as the Fremen who have long held a prophecy that a man would come, a messiah, who would lead to true freedom. The planet is Arrakis, also known as Dune.

Dude. The Force Awakens came out in 2015. Between *waves at all this* and the glut of Star Wars content between Ep IX and now, it manages to feel *much* further back.

Popurri Star Wars (Mariachi Cover) youtu.be/zB6i5X--ozQ via @YouTube

"deeply Catholic boy from desert nowhere falls in love with girl with big brown eyes, and that's how he gets involved with communist revolutionaries" seems pretty Mexican

Galactic Empire - The Battle of Yavin Launch from the Fourth Moon youtu.be/Eu0P7GydVRw via @YouTube

red leader we count 30 new signals - enemy fighters coming your way.

drugs, David Lynch 

hmm

Toto's theme to Dune is making me wonder whether having a half-edible is in order tonight

blessed be the Maker and his water.

Image, fantasy creatures, eye contact, body parts 

Today’s , a ghoul king feasting on his throne, flanked by a jester and an armored guard.

oh yeah Zulu! The movie which taught me how to properly use both an ilkwa/isiHlangu *and* a bayoneted rifle! I'm sure these are *vital* skills for enthusiastic preteens to know.

Okay so a comparison;

A Ford F150 is about 17.4-20.8’ long, 6.7-7.3’ wide, 6.3-6.7’ height.

A WWII era M6 artillery tractor (after the war some got repurposed as industrial vehicles) is 21.5’ long, 10’ wide, 8.8’ height.

A WWII era M35 cargo truck (the stuff you usually see converted to “gun trucks” to protect convoys in Vietnam) is 22.9’ long, 7.8’ wide, 9.3’ height.

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