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On the train waiting to get underway, listening to Modest Mouse of course. And we say we’re in love with all of it! And we say we’re in love with everything! And we LIE. Love to lie.

Pixar’s FARTS. The touching story of a young girl who’s just eaten a batch of refried beans, eggs and broccoli. Like she’s just moved to a new school and she’s having problems fitting in cause she keeps cutting big beefy ones, and the other kids keep making fun of that BUT DEEP INSIDE HER COLON anthropomorphic farts hate arguing about

Oh no “I Love Rock n Roll” is on the radio and I’m still at work where I can’t make fart noises with my hands at the appropriate point

I really don’t get it. D&D sells thanks to goodwill; people who liked third party content will eagerly buy official stuff, people who fell in love with D&D decades ago will buy the latest edition stuff. Why would Hasbro grab for more control and lose such a source of income?

NIGHT of the LIVING CUSTOMERS Who BELIEVED They Could MIRACULOUSLY GET INVENTORY IN STOCK by CALLING ABOUT IT AGAIN

I’m tired of living in a bright future for someone else, I’m tired of being a minor character in my own story, I’m tired of my ethnicity not counting, and I’m VERY very tired of bichon frise barking.

This is just a bad day as far as calls, customers showing up suddenly wanting orders not previously called in, and just the overall feeling of no real future.

Queen on the radio, are you ready kids? I can’t heeeeeear you 

YOU GOT MUD ON YOUR FACE
BIG DISGRACE
KICKING YOUR CAN ALL OVER THE PLACE
singing SPONGEBOB SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS
SPONGEBOB SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS

Oh boy small dog barking, just what I need to make my morning complete (after we got real busy while everyone else not working in the yard was in a vital phone meeting with our new owners).

G-d I hate talk shows. Fortunately coworker was okay with the request “may we switch to a station with more music?”

Asked for half the day off tomorrow, but tomorrow’s supposed to be busy so my boss asked me to wait on an answer. Waiting.

Rain Dog boosted

Image, fantasy creatures, eye contact 

Added an “uridezu” (rat demon) and touched up a werewolf started a couple of weekends back.

"KLADDKAKA! KLADDKAKA!" I chant, coffee splashing out of the cup banging against the table in time to Garmarna's version of "Ramunder." "TA MED MIG KLADDKAKA!"

Image, fantasy creatures, eye contact 

Added an “uridezu” (rat demon) and touched up a werewolf started a couple of weekends back.

it's really weird to me that Shonen Knife never covered "Rainbow Connection"

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who said that every wish would be heard and answered
when wished on the evening star?
somebody thought of that and someone believed it,
look what it's got us so far.
What's so amazing that keeps us stargazing?
And what do we think we might see?

I applied for some more jobs, and then it turns out that "Dreams" is free on YouTube, so I watched the first sequence with the fox wedding and I am kind of a wreck right now as a result.

aaaaa aaaaa aaaa aaaa
aaaaa aaaaa aaaa aaaa
we come from the land of the ice and snow
from the midnight sun where the hot springs flow

a wolf shall devour the sun
and this will be counted a great misfortune
another wolf shall devour the moon
and this too will do great mischief

“Dilophosaurus” has the same syllable count as “My Little Pony.”

I used to wonder what friendship could be, Dilophosaurus, until you all shared its magic with me

Wanna go home and draw. That’s “draw” not “look for a new day job because mine has suddenly been largely obsoleted,” but well

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