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today, knight on horseback versus minotaur with chain weapon in a desert somewhere. While listening to the Gladiator soundtrack.

"HARD A' STARBOARD MISTER FLETCHER! RUN OUT THE GUNS AND PUT A WHIFF OF GRAPESHOT ACROSS THEIR STERN!" I bellow enthusiastically to "The Battle" music from "Gladiator."

all caps, medieval references, etc 

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FOR TO SEE GREAT TOM OF BEDLAM
TEN THOUSAND MILES I TRAVELED
MAD MAUDLIN GOES ON DIRTY TOES
FOR TO SAVE HER SHOES FROM GRAVEL

Elf cavalry vs giant or human cavalry vs minotaur? I’m in a horse-drawing mood.

FRPG thought; any non native in the Underdark deals with depression and dietary problems due to lack of light. Elves straight up die there without trees or seasons, and the word for dark elf doesn’t mean “traitor,” but literally “demon” for what else could dwell in such a place? Many others- bird or cat folk - simply won’t go that deep. Humans and even the tough halflings face penalties until they break through, quickly they hope, to the deepest levels, warmed and lit by geothermal energy.

Why’s the new Shaggy design so clean cut? He should like have really messy dreds and a pathetic goatee, this design looks like a student government, NHS dude who never eats more than two tacos at the same time, let alone more than ten. Please please tell me his personality’s still the same.

Tbh the mechanically dull monsters and problems doing anything interesting over 10th level really had me more interested in PF2e, and I’m still thinking about Dungeon World for ease in handling.

Also, I’m really looking forward to a weekend without having to hear a fucking boomer who knows more than everyone else about fucking everything.

Last night’s dream was this confused thing where I drove across the desert under a literal atmospheric river - river winding above, reflecting the desert where it was slow - then it rained enough to flood and I took shelter in this huge building, where I was the only non-Chinese. I think my sub conscious really wants me to go back to trying to learn Mandarin.

It’s weird how the giant Millennium Falcon hanging from the ceiling was such an iconic part of the comics/games shop in Vallco Mall that it eclipses nearly all other memories I have of the place, including that a friend used to work there.

Damnit the shipper didn’t get my pails of glop out to my customer yesterday and the boat they’re working on leaves tomorrow. I’m so not ecstatic about that.

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Image, fantasy creatures/humans, eye contact 

today, an adventuring party (kobold rogue, elf archer, human magic-user) descend a staircase even deeper into the earth.

Wolfen (OST) - Wall Street And The Wolves youtu.be/pq7ZHfcFYg0 via @YouTube

*arches back*
*sticks tongue out slightly*
*growls*

coyote sing along hour, all caps, Werewolf in London shitpost 

BLUE MOON
NNNGH
I'M BURNING UP
YOU SAW ME STANDING ALONE
WITHOUT A DREAM IN MY HEART
SOMEBODY HELP ME

September Song youtu.be/f88yoLs0yl0 via @YouTube

I was gonna make a wiseass comment about film noir but... naw. This is too perfect as is.

coyote sing along hour, Bladerunner, rain 

just as ev'ry autumn leaves fall from the trees
tumble to the ground and diiiiiiiiie
so in the springtime like sweet memory
they will return as will I
like the sun, dear, up on high
we'll return, dear, to the sky
and we'll banish the pain and the sorrow
until tomorrow
goodbye

sheesh, don't fuck the Force ghosts, what are you, meshugge

Image, fantasy creatures/humans, eye contact 

today, an adventuring party (kobold rogue, elf archer, human magic-user) descend a staircase even deeper into the earth.

Being a Sith, Lord Vader lives and meditates on Mustafar, the place where he was defeated and where he believes he accidentally killed his beloved, because the memory is frustrating and upsetting. In fact he has sand specially shipped there, just to piss him off extra hardcore

oh okay, this is the part of "The Battle of Coruscant" where Indy grabs the wheel of the Trade Federation cruiser that's transporting the Ark of the Covenant and

wait wrong John Williams leitmotifs

coyote sing along hour, The Genders 

keep her down, boilin' water
keep her down, what a lovely daughter
OH SHE IS NOT BORN LIKE OTHER GIRLS
but I know how to concieve her!
OH SHE MAY NOT LOOK LIKE OTHER GIRLS
she's a snarl toothed seether, SEETHER!
* frantic instrumental *

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