Doctor Strange is so otherworldly and uncanny he actually reads The Village Voice rather than just paging through to get to the cartoons.
@egypturnash thought of you today, thanks to another reminder of the weird not-southern-not-AAVE Cajun accent that literally nobody who isn’t local to you can ever successfully imitate.
Beholder Gonna Fuck You Up https://youtu.be/jEZyDz3BGNo via @YouTube
ssssssssuuuuuuuck
SSSSSSSUUUUUCK
KOFF! koff koff
heeheeheehee
Images, fantasy creatures, eye contact
#drawings today, a frost dragon pursues a flying wizard away from its den in an old temple in the mountains! Two adventurers are surprised by a resurrected or possibly undead wizard emerging from lava (I was thinking of the part in Hellboy when Rasputin emerges from a pool of blood)! Also I was listening to the Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade soundtrack while drawing.
The Crow, all caps, 90s nostalgia
SOMETIMES IT RAINS INSIDE MY HEAD
TILL THE WORDS RUN DRY
WALLS ARE BREATHING, HANDS ARE REACHING UP
TO TOUCH MY THIGHS
NO THEY DON'T HAVE TO TAKE YOU AWAY
*runs off to "Underworld" to see if there's any new Planescape stuff with Tony Diterlizzi art *
Varulven https://youtu.be/qG8YaiIKTno via @YouTube
2+ minutes LONGER than the one on their first album!
jag alskar det! (probably poor phrasing)
Ph, “humor”
Can your boxers do THIS? *yanks waistband up to bottom of rib cage, promptly falls over screaming from the resulting Health Wedgie* #Subtweet
Nirvana, RAtM, Dylan filk, humor, all caps
* Zach de la Rocha voice *
I AIN'T GONNA WORK ON
MOLLY'S LIPS NO MORE
NO I AIN'T GONNA WORK ON
MOLLY'S LIPS NO MORE
SHE SAID
SHE'D TAKE ME ANYWHERE
SHE'D TAKE ME ANYWHERE
SHE'D TAKE ME ANYWHERE
AS LONG AS I STAY CLEAN
UNGH SHIT
* instrumental *
* throws heavy objects *
#filk #SongLyrics
Matrixposting, furry "humor"
* Clubbed to Death plays *
"Furry Fandom is a system, Neo. But when you're inside, you look around, what do you see? Huskies, sergals, raccoons, hypertrophic giant skunktaurs. The very minds of the people we are trying to save.
"Were you listening to me, Neo, or were you staring at the shemale German shepherd?"
"Uhhh"
"Freeze."
"This isn't the Fandom?"
"No, this is just the Plaza on Tapestries MU*."
Long AD&D tangent
… but matching weapons vs armors from different periods and places wound up being arbitrary- Gygax liked “long swords” so they had huge bonuses. The chart also listed weapon speeds (f’rex a two handed sword is so slow you might attack at the end of the round even with good initiative rolls) and minimum space to use (no two handed swords in sewer fights). Only one player I know of used this chart, and even I gave up on it.
Lots of random gunk, but some drawings and cooking talk too. Obsesses about DnD and related topics. Left-leaning/profoundly frustrated politics. Black lives matter; trans rights are human rights.
Occasionally NSFW art and discussion, please do follow if you're 18+.