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all caps, obscenity, to the tune of the Dragnet theme 

FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK

this is the city
I work here
I have like no authority whatsoever

FUCK FUCK FUCK
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
FUCK FUCK FUCK
FUCK FUCK FUCK THE FUCK
FUCK FUCK FUCK
FUCK FUCK FUCK
FUCK FUCK FUUUUUUCK

Gyatei gyatei haragyatei harasogyatei boji sowaka.

here comes that awful feeling again. welcome the ugly animal.

about the time Pulp Fiction blew up and I owned the album, I worked at Quiznos, which had one of those giant 90s rotate 1-3 dozen CD players you’d set to random. If I’d ever wanted to see a tough Detroiter look like he was about to shit himself this got answered when I brought the album in and got the EVERYBODY BE COOL THIS IS A ROBBERY sound clip at about 10 PM with only two employees around

this memory courtesy of “Misirlou.”

Is it time to listen to my favorite Cure song again? Between Smith turning out to be awesome and a potential WtA game yes, yes it is.

Then KEXP’s DJ said “91 to 01 doesn’t feel like only ten years, that was like a lifetime,” and I started crying while on my way to work, and it still hurts now.

this bad combination of stress looking worse than it really is thanks to training but also thanks to the sheer frequency, and how every dream - all the way from working FT as an artist to eating crepes - feels completely out of reach.

I'll say this about political theory on the internet;

none of the people complaining about socialism have ever lived through something claiming to be socialism. But everyone complaining about capitalism is living with something claiming to be capitalism.

coyote sing along hour, all caps 

thump thump BANG thump thump BANG cinnamon cinnamon EINS ZWEI DREI VIER

THE TOXODON GIRL
THE TOXODON GIRL
I WANNA LIVE WITH THE DAEODON GIRL
I COULD BE HAPPY THE REST OF MY LIFE WITH HER

coyote sing along hour, all caps, morbid 

LORD OF THE GALLOWS TAKES WHAT HE’S OWED! *headbangs*

I suppose the silver lining is that it’s now so difficult to become an artist professionally, one can’t feel at fault when it doesn’t and can’t happen.

Drawing, cartoony violence/drug use/sex toy 

I’m not sure what prompted this Feb 2021 doodle of the need for proper PPE on site but I found it this morning anyway.

*surf version of Secret Agent Man concludes*
The path of the righteous is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men.

forgetting the lyrics to “Seal Whales” and just bellowing YEEHAW instead

OST Alien Resurrection (1997): 06. Docking The Betty youtu.be/h61ILNOkJ7Y via @YouTube

apparently it's time to listen to the music from *the* best part of the entire movie (and I really liked this movie, it's the TTRPG movie in the series)

drug mention, Soundgarden 

man, King Animal is a great album and I probably should listen to it while baked sometime

re: coyote sing along hour 

I'm not frightened of dying. Any time will do, if you don't mind. Why should I be frightened of dying? There's no reason for it, you've got to go sometime.

(I always imagined the speaker being a hobbit.)

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coyote sing along hour 

so you run and you run to catch up to the sun but it's sinking
and racing around to come up behind you again
the sun is the same, in a relative way, but you're older
and shorter of breath
and one day closer to death
every year is getting shorter, never seem to find the time
plans that either come to naught or half a page of scribbled lines
hanging on in quiet desperation is the English way
the time is gone
the song is over
I thought I'd so much more to say

home
home again
I like to be here when I can
when I come home cold and tired
it's good to warm my bones besides the fire
far away, across the fields,
the tolling of the iron bells
calls the faithful to their knees
to hear the softly spoken magic spells

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